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What made you smile today?

 
 
Eve
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 06:51 pm
I more than smiled - I could hardly contain myself - when my houseguests decided to go out for a whole day, and dinner, and leave me home alone.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 07:15 pm
This one got a smile out of me today.
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend; I know how upset you will be but I am truly happy. I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

''But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children
with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it to sell to support ourselves and our
children. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

''Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for I know you will want to get to know
your grandchildren.''

"Your daughter, Judith''

"PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm over at Sarah's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer
.................................. "
I love you!
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 07:16 pm
geez, eve: I know the feeling! Twice a year my siblings and their families come like locusts to the old homestead. Squalling kids, bickering or sullen teenagers, etc, etc. For a couple of years we endured it and then we turned the house over to them. We went and stayed with our friends, the Fairfield"s (aka the Fairfield Inn motel). rjb-
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 07:53 pm
realjohn, If you think the Fairfields are good friends, you should try cruising to Alaska. Wink
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 08:10 pm
There is a parking lot across the street where construction workers building the new hospital can park. One of the guys locked his car with the keys inside. He and his friends spent more then a half hour trying to get in with a coat hanger. No luck.

One of my employees had a flash-back to when he was about 6 years old. He was with his mother and his aunt and about 6 other kids coming out of a museum in a gritty part of Chicago. The keys were locked in the car.
Two guys were standing on the corner. She walked up to them and asked for help. Without hesitation they each pulled up a pant's leg and produced a "jimmy." Mom and all of the family were in their car and on the way home in minutes.
Which is what happened to the construction workers, by the way. They didn't belong to AAA and $40 to call a locksmith would take a chunk ot of the day's wages. I didn't it see it happen but I heard that a cop pulled up and a half a minute or so later the car was open and the guys could head for home. Sweet.
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 09:01 pm
Okay, this smile was at the expense of another....shame on me: A woman who was shopping in the store bumped into a mirror, turned around, and said to her reflection, "oh, excuse me."
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 09:48 pm
seeing whoa-its'me at the beehive site made me smile. i've missed him everywhere.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 10:03 pm
Say hi! I miss him too.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 10:15 pm
i'm guessing we'll see him here before sunset tomorrow - which is something more to smile about
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Brand X
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 09:52 am
About three months ago I hung two Bluebird houses in my back yard, now the first batch of babyblue's have hatched!

The papa Bluebird is the bluest blue I've ever seen. Very Happy
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 08:09 pm
Lovely, Brand X! Very Happy
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Misti26
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 09:57 pm
A good end-of-month at work, spring blossoms, new blooms on the trees, and a clean kittie!
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 30 Apr, 2004 10:05 pm
What did you do to the kittie, Misti? Laughing
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 10:44 pm
MsOlga, Rae bathed Paddy, he was very disturbed about it for a couple of hours, but then he started talking to us again ........ he looked so good in his clean fur coat!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sat 1 May, 2004 11:40 pm
Misti26 wrote:
MsOlga, Rae bathed Paddy, he was very disturbed about it for a couple of hours, but then he started talking to us again ........ he looked so good in his clean fur coat!


Very Happy So everyone's happy now? Very Happy
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 2 May, 2004 06:56 am
I woke up to find my arm flopping around on the bed.
What? Shocked
What's going on? Shocked

ahhhhhhh, it's the little girl dog, sticking her nose under my forearm, kinda tossing my arm up, then shoving her body forward so it's under my hand and arm when they come back down. she's figured out how to get a belly rub without waking me up. Sorta.

After I really woke up and realized why my arm was floppin' around, I Very Happy Laughing Very Happy Laughing
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 2 May, 2004 08:50 am
Up early this morning to get some park time in with the dogs before the woman needed that car for the day. Put on my fleet new running shoes (they're shiny enough that I can see their glow stretching out from under my gut), took them out past the airport to Cherokee Marsh. A bit of hail on the way out, and some menacing clouds -- typical midwestern spring stuff.

The three of us were running along the shoreline of a lake whose name I don't know when they hit, borne in on a northwesterly wind: fat, wet snow flakes, drifting in sideways, all sudden-like. Out there in my thin shoes and shorts and tee-shirt I had to grin wide. We kept playing for a while, then ran into the only other person in the park at the gate to the parking lot. He gave our pale legs with the snowflakes tangled in the hairs an amused glance. "Nice day, huh?"

Now there's about a quarter inch of the white stuff on our second floor deck, but it's turning wet and will turn to mundane spring rain soon. Ah, well -- it was good while it lasted.




This makes me smile, too, listening to Tom Waits' "Swordfishtrombones": "she had a little chihuahua named Carlos that had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind." Always smile at the grim stuff.

Quote:
Frank settled down in the Valley
and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead
He sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road
and assumed a 30,000 dollar loan at fifteen and a quarter percent
put a down payment on a little two bedroom place

His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good Bloody Mary's
Kept her mouth shut most of the time
Had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
that had some kind of skin disease
and was totally blind

They had a thoroughly modern kitchen
Self-cleaning oven, the whole bit
Frank drove a little sedan
They were so happy

One night Frank was on his way home from work
He stopped at the liquor store
Picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouths
Drank 'em in the car on the way to the Shell station
he got a gallon of gas in a can
Drove home, doused everything in the house
Torched it
Parked across the street laughing
Watching it burn
All Halloween orange and chimney red
Then Frank put on a top forty station
Got on the Hollywood Freeway
and headed North

Never could stand that dog
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 8 May, 2004 10:30 pm
My grandson shopping for new shorts and shirt ........ he is 15 and the girls look good!
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Letty
 
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Reply Sun 9 May, 2004 03:00 pm
and my son is better. Great mother's day present.

Misti, tell that kid to watch what kinda T's he gets.
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Sun 9 May, 2004 04:29 pm
Misti & Letty...It appears to have been a good Mother's Day weekend for y'all. Sweet! -rjb-
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