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Useless Superpowers

 
 
TomTomBinks
 
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Reply Tue 23 May, 2017 08:52 am
@Seizan,
of course, all of our superpowers are real...
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 24 May, 2017 11:02 am
@Seizan,
Seizan wrote:

My Mom could put whole rooms full of people to sleep simply by opening the Magic Book of Baby Photos...


What a coincidence, my grand dad could do the same thing by setting up the projector and showing his favorites slides of cruise ship Buffet Tables. These pics made him so happy my superpower of snoring loudly would go unnoticed.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 24 May, 2017 02:10 pm
@glitterbag,
Was there food on them, or was it just the tables?
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 24 May, 2017 02:23 pm
@izzythepush,
Ha, yes a ton of food he would explain platter by platter, ice sculptures and anything else edible.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 30 May, 2017 06:43 am
@glitterbag,
I can reply to word games without using Google or dictionary.com to cheat (most of the ... some of the time) ....
Seizan
 
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Reply Tue 30 May, 2017 07:10 am
@tsarstepan,
I can always find the needle in a haystack.

Or maybe it finds me...
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Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2017 07:53 pm
A few of my cats have the amazing ability to turn our dinner into cat food instantly, simply by sneezing on it.

A few others have Super Drool that does the same thing...
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2019 07:07 pm
@Seizan,
Superman's flight power is scientifically useless?
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2019 09:59 pm
@tsarstepan,
Super ciliousness
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jan, 2019 08:50 am
@farmerman,
Super lative is the best power.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jan, 2019 09:02 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Super lative is the best power.

Super laxative is a revolting, nasty, brutal power that might work for supervillains (and hopefully isn't self-directed unless truly medically needed at the time).
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jan, 2019 09:31 am
Male dugs.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jan, 2019 02:57 pm
Our bulldog is actually a furry black hole into which all food disappears. I believe he may be responsible for the disappearance of three kitchen chairs, at least one burglar, a small Japanese car, and the building that used to be down our street. And he's always hungry...
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jan, 2019 10:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
you're not supposed to google in word games....what fun is that? Oh ****, do other people use google?????
Real Music
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jan, 2019 11:09 pm
Brian has the ability to customized the smell of his farts. Laughing

(Part One) and (Part Two)

MAD TV (Part One)


MAD TV (Part two)
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jan, 2019 04:30 pm
@glitterbag,
glitterbag wrote:

you're not supposed to google in word games....what fun is that? Oh ****, do other people use google?????

What can I say? I don't trust spellcheck to grab all spelling mistakes and I also like to verify the actual definitions to words I'm vaguely familiar with but can't remember the nuances of their respective definitions.

And that post is almost two years old. Pretty musty for such a late reply.
samyboy27
 
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Reply Thu 26 Dec, 2019 10:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
can we re do this again
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 27 Dec, 2019 05:13 pm
@samyboy27,
We have a friend who has super housecleaning powers.
Seizan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Dec, 2019 08:21 pm
@farmerman,
We need him at my place. His archenemy lives here -- a cat that has super housedirtying powers...
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 27 Dec, 2019 09:07 pm
@Seizan,
She. Guys are naturally messy, (mostly, Im projecting here)
 

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