My Mom could put whole rooms full of people to sleep simply by opening the Magic Book of Baby Photos...
What a coincidence, my grand dad could do the same thing by setting up the projector and showing his favorites slides of cruise ship Buffet Tables. These pics made him so happy my superpower of snoring loudly would go unnoticed.
Super laxative is a revolting, nasty, brutal power that might work for supervillains (and hopefully isn't self-directed unless truly medically needed at the time).
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edgarblythe
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Fri 25 Jan, 2019 09:31 am
Male dugs.
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Seizan
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Fri 25 Jan, 2019 02:57 pm
Our bulldog is actually a furry black hole into which all food disappears. I believe he may be responsible for the disappearance of three kitchen chairs, at least one burglar, a small Japanese car, and the building that used to be down our street. And he's always hungry...
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glitterbag
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Sat 26 Jan, 2019 10:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
you're not supposed to google in word games....what fun is that? Oh ****, do other people use google?????
Brian has the ability to customized the smell of his farts.
(Part One) and (Part Two)
MAD TV (Part One)
MAD TV (Part two)
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tsarstepan
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Sun 27 Jan, 2019 04:30 pm
@glitterbag,
glitterbag wrote:
you're not supposed to google in word games....what fun is that? Oh ****, do other people use google?????
What can I say? I don't trust spellcheck to grab all spelling mistakes and I also like to verify the actual definitions to words I'm vaguely familiar with but can't remember the nuances of their respective definitions.
And that post is almost two years old. Pretty musty for such a late reply.
