Useless Superpowers

@Timaeuslee,

we needed a FRIGGIN OBVIOUS MAN. Youre in the pck.
Im FOUNTAIN PEN MAN with my sidekick ward CURSIVE BOY.

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Billy chooses superpowers about 3-4 minutes in.

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I have a life sized map of the world that I allow others to use.

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I can read books when my eyes are open.

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I have the power to trip a penguin someplace in the Southern Hemisphere regardless of where I am at the time, by simply thinking about it.

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@Seizan,

I can hypnotize a coon cat with a laser

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@Seizan,

Nobody I like more than Seizan. Too bad can't spell.

My power is that I care about beauty.

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@ossobucotemp,

Oops. Did I spell a wrod worng again? Ware?

My superpower is the ablility to misplle wrods worng ayntime, anypalce...

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

I can hypnotize a coon cat with a laser

I can prevent cats from catching the red dot.

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@Seizan,

The ability to make/wish Yo mama jokes into reality. Joke wielder says them out loud to his opponent? The mother of your opponent instantly morphs to fit that joke in reality.

EXAMPLE:
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Your opponent's mother turns into a meat filled refrigerator.

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I can demonstrate my superpower at any time, but you have to pull my finger.

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@George,

I can accurately determine how much calcium (in mgs) is in a serving size of bottled water by a single sip. +/- margin of error of 13mg.

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One of my cats has the super-ability to find a clean shag carpet and immediately vomit exactly three times his body weight without even thinking.

And my bulldog can eat furniture. Whole chairs and legs of tables have disappeared overnight.

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@Seizan,

No, it was me, or, as the case may be, I, as I managed to skip the I before I can't spell.

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I can speak to rocks and read their minds. They're very much like bricks and concrete blocks but their thoughts are not oblong...

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@Seizan,

My super power is at exactly 12:00 In the morning I make a new day

Also notable:
I can make your money,house and car disappear
I know what your plant wants at any given time
I can predict the weather by going outside
The earth rotates consistently but I make the human populace not feel it
I can fly all over , I just might be delayed
I automatically clean my floor when I wear socks

Etc

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I can give my friends amnesia simply by lending them money.

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@George,

I can stare into space for hours without missing a beat.

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@Seizan,

I can dream a lots.

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@topweblists01 ,

Ha! I can foretell your dreams and make you forget them immediately upon waking...

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