@Seizan,
How about the ability to put keys where they can't be found without even trying.
I can see far-off people and places, even whole cities, visit strange and impossibly distant worlds, and see famous persons you can't even get near to... Until I change channels, then it's usually Barney the Dinosaur...
I can leap to tall conclusions at a single bound.
@George,
I can make it rain by simply thinking about it. Here's an example ... somewhere, right now ... it's raining ...
And I can do the same with sunshine. It's sunny (somewhere) even as I type.
I can make cockroaches laugh. Comes in very handy when you want to cause a distraction.
@Seizan,
Seizan wrote:
I can make cockroaches laugh. Comes in very handy when you want to cause a distraction.
Yeah big whoop. I can leave every light on in every room while only occupying one.
@Krumple,
Ha! I could do that when I was a KID (and get yelled at for it)!
(and I still do that sometimes, and get yelled at for it.)
I can determine if it's raining or snowing just by looking out a window.
@Sturgis,
Curtains! Your kryptonite!
I can leave without slamming the door behind me...
@ossobucotemp,
I can eat 50 hardboiled eggs.
@farmerman,
And probably go 50 days without a bowel movement.
@farmerman,
Ooo -- bad gas -- er, guys -- stay away...!
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
I can eat 50 hardboiled eggs.
While singing the Plastic Jesus song?
My father could walk and chew gum at the same time.
My mom said he couldn't, but I seen him do it.
@chai2,
nobody seen Cool Hand Luke?
@farmerman,
Only part I remember is the girl washing the car.
@farmerman,
I have. The fifty eggs scene was notable.
Hey, remember when I said I could smell the future? Would that be "foresmelling" the future...?
;-)
