Worry not Deb: Blatham is my buddy and he's even now, as we speak, looking into operations so that he may one day carry my baby.
Okay... are you ready for the secret? Forget that silly political mumbo jumbo, we Americans don't care about irrelevant crap like that. The more you poor your heart about issues that really matter to you, the more you bore us to tears. Learn to play an instrument, or make a movie with a monkey! That's how you win our hearts and minds. It all comes down to who do we like more. Yes, that really is all.
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was most likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
Which one of these guys was more likeable? Which guy won?
So save your serious speeches and concerns and pick the most likeable candidate you can find... and then do something useful like smoke a fat one (just don't inhale) or do some lines (just don't admit it) and have some fun! Once you understand what really matters, it should be easy to fill the order. At this juncture; I'll tell you right now; your very best bet would be to put this guy...
...on the fast track. Don't worry about his lack of experience... if you've been paying attention you should realize by now that doesn't really matter. Americans don't care about silly stuff like that.
If you think this post is just a silly joke, start over again at the top and look closely at the pics while pondering the questions that precede them. :wink: