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The Penis Post

 
 
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:56 am
HAHAHAH! I thought the french were.. um.. well hung?

or was it just that he didnt use it?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:56 am
willow_tl wrote:
i had a frenchman once i would have prefered the baguette:-)


Laughing

On a brief serious note>

My first girlfriend had a serious yeast problem. I wish I'd had access to information like the kids do now on the imternet.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:57 am
Ladies
yeast problems?
YOGURT eat it.. in hoards.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:58 am
Speaking of going down on a woman...

I don't mind the taste of it, but if it starts to get too wet down there, I start to get turned off. Weird, huh? It's just too much of a good thing I guess. But I will not stop until the contortions and the moaning has subsided!

I think I've been lucky to have mostly easy-orgasm girls though. If I had to spend an hour down there I'd probably be more likely to just give up.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:58 am
Creative uses for spunk:

http://www.tennessean.com/sii/longterm/celebrities/profiles/camerondiaz/photo1.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:59 am
hmm... any man like the 'muscle fu*k girls do?"
or is it a crock?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:00 am
Do you mean that squeezing thing? I love it too much, if you know what I'm saying.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:01 am
you're so damn right Kicks...
I had a girl who if you stripped her it would start snowing. She just couldn't bear to give me any instructon in those lockjaw sessions...tee hee
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:02 am
Exactly, panzade. My last girlfriend was like that. I needed to keep a towel handy.

(oops, I think I misunderstood you. I thought you wrote "flowing" instead of "snowing") Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:04 am
what about tit fu"kn?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:05 am
shewolfnm wrote:
what about tit fu"kn?


Didn't we cover that in that boobs thread? Not that I would mind if you wanted to tell us a personal story or two about your experiences...
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:07 am
Does nothin for me or my lady...something porno directors came up with when they saw a long line of balconies at the auditions
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:10 am
The kids are home today for a teacher workday. I'm gonna have to stay outta this thread since there's no chance of another escape. Maybe Monday I'll share a few stories, Kicky.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:12 am
Sweet! I'll be waiting right here until then...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:15 am
Im with ya on that one Pan. it isnt even a good visual.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:28 am
a girl can be TOO wet?? Hmmm..I guess I never thought of that as a problem.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:30 am
Kristie wrote:
a girl can be TOO wet?? Hmmm..I guess I never thought of that as a problem.


It's not with me.

Maybe, Kicky isn't used to women getting wet when he goes down, so that one time was a shock??? You're not supposed to bite, Kicky.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:31 am
it's not...to me it spells:"You're drivin me insane Big Boy!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:36 am
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying that all that juice going down my throat starts to be a little bit too much after a while.

Let me put it to you this way. Would you still enjoy the taste of it if while you were going down on a guy he was constantly secreting juices (I'm talking about a lot of it here) and you had to swallow all that stuff continuously the whole time?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:38 am
I don't know...I never went down on a g...oh, that was for Kristie...errr....sorry
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