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The Penis Post

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:39 am
Hee hee...
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:39 am
Kicky-always keep a towel handy if that happens again..or you can scrunch up the bed sheets ...:-)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:41 am
kickycan wrote:
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying that all that juice going down my throat starts to be a little bit too much after a while.

Let me put it to you this way. Would you still enjoy the taste of it if while you were going down a guy he was constantly secreting juices (I'm talking about a lot of it here) and you had to swallow all that stuff continuously the whole time?


We have our own woes to contend with: some that pop to mind...

1) our ears are attached to our head; they do not come off so quit pulling.

2) our hair is also attached to our head; it does not come off so quit pulling.

3) the back of our throat isn't as far down as you think it is so quit pretending like you have half a mile.

:wink: Very Happy
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:42 am
oh and the juices? You have no idea how hard it is to keep from gagging when you squirt our gag reflex...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:42 am
Point taken. Laughing
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:46 am
Kicky, was she on top? She was prolly peein....
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:48 am
"golden shower man" arrives...
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:49 am
Cool! I'm Golden Shower Man! No longer is cjhsa "just about the guns"! Very Happy
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:49 am
just remember fellas...after this joyous and unbridled exchange of fluids don't ask her to use her toothbrush.....that's gross.......
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:50 am
Pan-- i think that belongs in another thread...sexual piccadillos...:-)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:50 am
Kicky, you don't have to swallow it all. Chicks dig it when you let it build up in your mouth, come up for air and spit in their face.

My advice is gold.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 10:58 am
cjhsa wrote:
Cool! I'm Golden Shower Man! No longer is cjhsa "just about the guns"! Very Happy


either way can we agree you seem to be a shooting enthusiast?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:00 am
touche seems oh so trite bear
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:01 am
Aren't we all bp?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:03 am
Speaking of juices....

just curious...anyone been with a squirter? Do they actually exist?
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:05 am
Kristie wrote:
Speaking of juices....

just curious...anyone been with a squirter? Do they actually exist?


according to the spam mail i get from porn sites!
Shocked Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:07 am
I've never had that experience. Slappy?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:10 am
well, in porns they exist but do they really or is it the magic of film?

Speaking of porn...I watched Boogie Fever last night....Mark Wahlberg is so hot (despite his bad hair in this movie) His body is to die for.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:11 am
let's take this topic back ladies...for those that have had more than one partner...in comparing them..does the size really matter...I found that with ones that are above average in length and girth cause me to have less pleasure as i am concentrating on NOT screaming and am sure this is why i never had children..if i get this much pain from penetration what would giving birth to a watermelon feel like...the small ones they try hard but i find i fake it with them...so the average guy is probably the best...at least from my perspective.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:13 am
willow_tl wrote:
let's take this topic back ladies...for those that have had more than one partner...in comparing them..does the size really matter...I found that with ones that are above average in length and girth cause me to have less pleasure as i am concentrating on NOT screaming and am sure this is why i never had children..if i get this much pain from penetration what would giving birth to a watermelon feel like...the small ones they try hard but i find i fake it with them...so the average guy is probably the best...at least from my perspective.


rememeber girls...even a pipe organ seems small when placed in the Sistine Chapel.....
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