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The Penis Post

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:27 pm
Pan,

Usually when I'm having sex, I am not thinking that far ahead, but yes, I have a few times. Usually it never ends up happening just the way I want though. But a couple times...bullseye! Right on the nose!
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:29 pm
I've never been scared of the PENIS...the money shot ..well that's another story..i like pointing it back at the sender..and moosh it around on his chest...yeah..that's it..
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:30 pm
No, I'm a little shy...I 'm afraid I'll turn into Ron Jeremy.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:33 pm
Ron Jeremy? Never heard of him. :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:34 pm
willow_tl wrote:
I've never been scared of the PENIS...the money shot ..well that's another story..i like pointing it back at the sender..and moosh it around on his chest...yeah..that's it..


Laughing That is funny.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:36 pm
I like the 'whole wedding package'.
All in all, no matter how BADLY you men behave at times, you have been formed in such a beautiful way that us Wimmins have no choice but to keep coming back for more.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:41 pm
Wow, that's pretty hot, Paulaj. I think I may have soiled myself. Embarrassed
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:48 pm
Hot? I didn't dare go into detail.
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:48 pm
What a passionate paean per penises Paula...pudos!

Sorry...kudos! Embarrassed
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:55 pm
paulaj wrote:
Hot? I didn't dare go into detail.


Yes, for A2K, that was verrrry hot.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:57 pm
I am in awe Paulaj..i would have not been as poetic
there is a porn scriptwriting career waiting for you!

:-)
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:57 pm
paulaj how do you get a soft penis in your mouth?

Get your mouth within striking dstance of my penis and if it's not hard...I'm dead......
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:59 pm
It is an honest posting about the blessings of the male anatomy from a girls point of view.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:59 pm
Usually wait for them to be sleeping and give the a wonderful awakening...:-)
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:00 pm
Kristie wrote:
i think that the penis is quite interesting when it is soft....don't get me wrong...I like it hard but....thre is something quite unique about it soft...fun to flop around. If I had one, I would spend all day messing with it.... he he he


and some of us do....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:03 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
paulaj how do you get a soft penis in your mouth?

Get your mouth within striking dstance of my penis and if it's not hard...I'm dead......


The best time is after he has had an "O" and engrossed in a movie, what fun.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:06 pm
willow_tl wrote:
I am in awe Paulaj..i would have not been as poetic
there is a porn scriptwriting career waiting for you!

:-)


If "poetic" is what that was, why do you equate my post with porn?

I wasn't trying to sound tawdry, I think sex is a gift.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:08 pm
paulaj wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
paulaj how do you get a soft penis in your mouth?

Get your mouth within striking dstance of my penis and if it's not hard...I'm dead......


The best time is after he has had an "O" and engrossed in a movie, what fun.


It'd have to be some damn good movie I'll tell you that....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:10 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
paulaj wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
paulaj how do you get a soft penis in your mouth?

Get your mouth within striking dstance of my penis and if it's not hard...I'm dead......


The best time is after he has had an "O" and engrossed in a movie, what fun.


It'd have to be some damn good movie I'll tell you that....


Bear, I think you and I are the only ones who dare speak of something EVERYONE does.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:11 pm
Paulaj --love i meant no disrespect..i think the porn industry could use someone who thinks SEX is a gift..that it can be beautiful and tender as well as raunchy and ugly...I like porn that doesn't have the woman in stilettos and perfect make-up..please accept the apology if i have offended ...
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