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She, company excepted...of course. :wink:

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well,sometimes it isnt GOING to be helped with soap. It is the natural taste of some women that . UGH god..

I want to finish my lunch.
I am eating.. hehe.. shepards pie. Of all things huh?

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that may be Kristie..but that is the reason i like cirumsized men..hate the head cheese...and they can be pretty funky too..so start with a shower together..:-)

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Honestly, as cav said, I am not flexible enough to enjoy my own taste. IF I WERE, i would never leave home.
hahahahhaha

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willow_tl wrote:

that may be Kristie..but that is the reason i like cirumsized men..hate the head cheese...and they can be pretty funky too..so start with a shower together..:-)

I think the turtleneck is kinda cute....but then again I've never had a dirty man either.

Yeah, ok Shewolf, I can see that....but if it smells bad, isn't there a problem??

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shewolfnm wrote:

well,sometimes it isnt GOING to be helped with soap. It is the natural taste of some women that . UGH god..

I want to finish my lunch.
I am eating.. hehe.. shepards pie. Of all things huh?

pink pie... another one. Laughing

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cavfancier wrote:

I am not flexible enough to enjoy my taste.

Oh come on. You must have at least accidentally shot yourself in the mouth once or twice. Haven't we all?

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ok, I have to go work for a few Crying or Very sad

....I will be back to check on you naughty kids later.... Very Happy

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I once knew a Frenchman who said "Sometimes, it's better to make a baguette rather than use one."

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Not always. Just like body odor. some people have just a really funky smell. Doesnt mean there is something wrong.

As for head cheese? Hmm.. I prefer mine uncut and slapped in my ... well... anywho. ;-)

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Called his bluff...hee hee

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This thread really went down...

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don't forget the vertical taco....

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CJ -you mean it shows detumescence?

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When I was 21 I had my first ER job. This woman came in SCREAMING . She was complaining of abdominal pain. The Dr I was working with. ( I will call him DR G ) , was in the room trying to get her to calm down and explain WHY /WHERE and what was hurting.
It took D G a few minutes and a good shot of Valium to get her to calm down. I was his assistant in her pelvic. I dont know how to clean it up.. but. This woman used a hotdog... ( baguette made me think of this ) and the stick came out... but no dog. This was 3 days BEFORE she came to the ER to see why she hurt so bad. Of course this woman was .. ahem... known to be loose. Lets just say that. ;-)

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kickycan wrote:

cavfancier wrote:
I am not flexible enough to enjoy my taste.

Oh come on. You must have at least accidentally shot yourself in the mouth once or twice. Haven't we all?

Yes, and it nearly killed me. Thank god I have terrible aim.

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I can hear Kicky singing "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener....".

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shewolfnm wrote:

When I was 21 I had my first ER job. This woman came in SCREAMING . She was complaining of abdominal pain. The Dr I was working with. ( I will call him DR G ) , was in the room trying to get her to calm down and explain WHY /WHERE and what was hurting.
It took D G a few minutes and a good shot of Valium to get her to calm down. I was his assistant in her pelvic. I dont know how to clean it up.. but. This woman used a hotdog... ( baguette made me think of this ) and the stick came out... but no dog. This was 3 days BEFORE she came to the ER to see why she hurt so bad. Of course this woman was .. ahem... known to be loose. Lets just say that. ;-)

talk about your yeast infection.....

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i had a frenchman once i would have prefered the baguette:-)

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The French phrase for orgasm is "Le Petit Mort". "the small death". Isn't it time they got off of their asses and acted like men?

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