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The Penis Post

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:10 pm
I can't wait to hear this.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:11 pm
i think that the penis is quite interesting when it is soft....don't get me wrong...I like it hard but....thre is something quite unique about it soft...fun to flop around. If I had one, I would spend all day messing with it.... he he he
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:12 pm
Actually cj there is no ' technical audition'. Your audition comes ( so to speak) when you are submitting your info to be CONSIDERED for the porn movie.
Basically.. you are contacted, told the subject/contents of video, you either say yes or no. If you take it, wel.. then you literally take it.
If you dont, then on to the next file who may be interested in the part. not much to it.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:13 pm
Paula..
On the finer points of a mans body..
MINE is the back of my husbands thighs.. simply because , at the right time, I us my calves to control ( insert suggestions here ) and that becomes one of the sexiest things in my reach .
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:16 pm
Another place on a mans body... hehe
The hair just above the ears.
THAT , ladies....... is a TRUE steering wheel .
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:17 pm
First I would like to say.. God did an incredible job when he created you guys, I think your bodies are beautiful, and there is no spot on a man I dislike.

The penis......I have to serve dinner right now but I will be back shortly Smile
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:22 pm
I have a thing for shoulders...nice, built, cut shoulders. Not all nasty...like this...mmmm.....


damn wouldn't work........bmps don't work....
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:23 pm
I do believe the penis is a blessing.....reminds me of this joke

"...so Adam and Eve were just chilling in the garden of Eden when God comes and he says, 'I wish to give to gifts to you, my finest creations, the first is the gift of peeing wherever you want to, the easiness of urination' At that moment Adam jumped up and said: 'I want it, give it to me cmon please' and God mad it so....So Adam went around peeing everywhere, on animals, trees, rocks etc. After he was done he came to God and said, 'so....what was the second gift? and God replied '...a brain my son, a brain....'"

Yep, this is a joke for the woman folk.... Laughing
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:23 pm
Thanks Kristie...love the new avatar by the way...are they fake?

ROFLMAO

when i was in a group home..we had the sex discussion and they told us how a woman's vagina can hold a pencil or stretch to hold ..well you get my drift...now i know where pencil dick came from...i prefer mine to have a little girth to them..and i absolutely hate a guy with gigantic testicles...they get in the way...and maybe i was jewish in a previous life because i like circumsized penis'...there is something fascinating about a flacid penis..when i figure out what that is i will get back to you...keep the thoughts coming...(pun intended)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:27 pm
Ok, speaking of strange balls.

I dated this guy about 5 years ago. We were together maybe all of a year.
he had 3 balls.

Yes. 3 balls. I had already had my nursing degree so I KNOW what I saw/felt etc.. hehe.
And I have to say.... big testicles DO feel strange.
They are not a first choice for me.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:39 pm
not many guys here....seems strange..would like to hear their ponderances on the penis...guess it may scare them to know that SIZE does matter...but the funny thing is we love you all anyway...
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:40 pm
The "size matters" door swings both ways...I ain't skeered!
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:45 pm
I could get in SOOO much trouble here. So much to say. So many lurid thoughts.

Better go see what Bear is up to...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:47 pm
NO! I wanna hear squinney.. come baaaaacck. haha
Pan- that mask on your hurricane looks SO familiar.
where is it from if I may ask?
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:49 pm
Vivid #6004 - Nanook Points To North
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:50 pm
Quote:
The "size matters" door swings both ways...I ain't skeered!


Laughing well you know what happens to you guys when you get skeeered..or cold water...lol... Shocked of course sometimes i can't tell the difference.. Surprised



love you too Pan baby Razz
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:58 pm
willow_tl wrote:

of course sometimes i can't tell the difference.. Surprised


Sometimes I can't either Shocked


Right back at ya willow luv Twisted Evil
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:19 pm
Ladies, at the end of sex, have you ever grabbed hold of it and actually tried to "aim" the shot? I think that is just the greatest. Something about the way you look at it, I think. Laughing
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:21 pm
When you have sex Kicky do you plan the "money shot" in advance?
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 04:26 pm
everybody just walks in here ... almost says something ... and then hurries right outa here ...

i guess its tough to really say something about it? or are all you girls just running scared? Razz
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