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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:26 am
i always heard the the song "mammas got a squeeze box" referred to her snatch..or that's what when said when we were kids :-)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:28 am
bearded clam, beaver, box, clam, coot, c*nt, furburger, gap, meat curtains, muff, p*ssy, snapper, tuna, tw*t, gash, coochie, pink taco, poon, poontang, punani, rug, slit, snatch, sweet spot, tweety, vertical smile, whisker biscut, honey pot, box, crotch, Promised Land, hot box, grass....

any others??? how bizarre are people.....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:30 am
willow_tl wrote:
i always heard the the song "mammas got a squeeze box" referred to her snatch..or that's what when said when we were kids :-)


Well, I always thought that too but at the very beginning of the song they say "mamma's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest...when daddy comes home he never gets no rest..." so that implies an accordian....any suggestions on the actual meaning of this song?
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:32 am
i told you we were kids...they were trying to disguise the puntang with the accordian reference...we were really dirty minded teens :-)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:33 am
uuHHHH...if momma's box is on her chest? Im 'scared of her.

As for songs... nirvana has one too that can be taken as a referrance to Fur Pie.
Heart shaped box.
?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:33 am
"If a man wants me to take it like that, he has to be willing to taste it first. I mean, it's only fair. I'll kiss a man after he's been down in my nether-region so.....hey...if you want it that bad, take it like a man." good line

What's up with going down on a girl and then when you kiss her she goes YUK! WTF?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:33 am
Nah, squeeze box on the chest is breasts, not punani.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:34 am
Not all women say " yuck".

;-)



What is the diffrence between a lesbian and a ritz?

one is a snack cracker........
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:34 am
don't know panzade....i have no problem with it....it's just me...not like it's some foreign substance.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:34 am
Think like a guy...titties...squeeze...chest....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:35 am
cavfancier wrote:
Nah, squeeze box on the chest is breasts, not punani.


So this song is in reference to titty f*cking?
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:35 am
we were dirty minded inexperienced teens LOL

i had no boobs in other words to compare it too..:-))
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:35 am
Give me an in, I'll give you a pearl necklace.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:36 am
Having jumped on both sides of the fence.. I have to say, I prefer mine . ;-)
Just like semen, some women can taste preeety damn bad.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:37 am
Ahh yes, the vaginosis...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:38 am
hmm.. good point kristie...
it probally is.
Hehe.. Im going to pull that one on my husband one day. " wanna play with my squeeze box?"
HAHAHA
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:38 am
I like my taste thanks...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:39 am
EWWWWWWWWWW . good GOD cav, im trying to eat!
;-)
hahha
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:39 am
shewolfnm wrote:
Having jumped on both sides of the fence.. I have to say, I prefer mine . ;-)
Just like semen, some women can taste preeety damn bad.


yeah...hello people....soap and water.....

men do not have to deal with nasty women...walking into a bathroom stall after some unclean coochie had been in there is just DISGUSTING!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 09:39 am
I am not flexible enough to enjoy my taste.
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