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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:14 am
Well, I've had a teenie weenie and a salami and some in between....I have to say that the teenie weenie wasn't so bad until I got the salami and then I was like "oh no....teenie weeie...it is NOT in how you use it..." so then I changed my mind that size mattered. Personally, I think the bigger the better, as far as width goes but length, I like average. 6-6 1/2 is perfect. Very Happy
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:15 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
willow_tl wrote:
let's take this topic back ladies...for those that have had more than one partner...in comparing them..does the size really matter...I found that with ones that are above average in length and girth cause me to have less pleasure as i am concentrating on NOT screaming and am sure this is why i never had children..if i get this much pain from penetration what would giving birth to a watermelon feel like...the small ones they try hard but i find i fake it with them...so the average guy is probably the best...at least from my perspective.


rememeber girls...even a pipe organ seems small when placed in the Sistine Chapel.....


i've never had any complaints from the organist ..thanks for caring Very Happy
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:16 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
willow_tl wrote:
let's take this topic back ladies...for those that have had more than one partner...in comparing them..does the size really matter...I found that with ones that are above average in length and girth cause me to have less pleasure as i am concentrating on NOT screaming and am sure this is why i never had children..if i get this much pain from penetration what would giving birth to a watermelon feel like...the small ones they try hard but i find i fake it with them...so the average guy is probably the best...at least from my perspective.


rememeber girls...even a pipe organ seems small when placed in the Sistine Chapel.....


This is true...which is why us women must keep up our Kegal exercises!! It benefits us all! Very Happy
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:29 am
Since we're talking about size...what's the smallest one you've ever experienced?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:30 am
my own...but I was only two when I first tarted playing with it.....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:30 am
I have had ONE one night stand in my life, I couldn't resist, I seduced Mr. America of 1979 in N.Y. This was in 1980, he just won the title a year before that, I had seen him in the body-building mags for a while, so, there he was, staying in the same hotel.
As far as size goes he was the 'largest' I have ever been with, I wasn't offended by his 'girth', there was just one thing, it was over in no time :-(
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:36 am
BTW, hugging a guy that muscular is like hugging a statue, I would much rather be with someone of normal proportions that has a layer of fat on them, anyday!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:43 am
Paula, does this guy look familiar?

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQA0AwIYb8Ssi0!AOEz8889IHF7807Um3eKB4HOK7eKaktD2cz*61hFxxO*DFZeaDskOt7JYcvgBfkLyNpPCmLgjgw*kLgabyVNMdhxKItWXo4K5Ii6G!Q/MentzerRay.jpg

Ray Mentzer, Mr. America--1979 (Also known by the ladies as "The Minute Man")
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:46 am
That's Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:47 am
Isn't he handsome! Yum :-) That was a long time ago.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:49 am
Hey ladies, if you were single would you do him? :-)
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:52 am
Oh do I love the Italian look, I'm drolling over my own past, I'm pathetic.

My ex hubby looks like Antonio Banderas, I can't figure out which one is cuter.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:55 am
Did you know that he's dead? It said that he died in 2001 on the page that I got that pic from. I read some stuff about it and they said that his brother died of a heart attack and supposedly he was so distraught that he committed suicide two days later.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:56 am
paulaj wrote:
Hey ladies, if you were single would you do him? :-)


:wink:
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 11:59 am
kickycan wrote:
Did you know that he's dead? It said that he died in 2001 on the page that I got that pic from. I read some stuff about it and they said that his brother died of a heart attack and supposedly he was so distraught that he committed suicide two days later.


He was probably distraught that he never copped a piece as good as paulaj after that night....talk about your killer pussy....kudos to paulaj.... :wink:
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 12:01 pm
Paula, were his balls shriveled into peanuts? Roids will do that to you...

Kicky, I never experienced a "squirter." However, I have heard from friends they have. It's on my To-Do list.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 12:01 pm
kickycan wrote:
Did you know that he's dead? It said that he died in 2001 on the page that I got that pic from. I read some stuff about it and they said that his brother died of a heart attack and supposedly he was so distraught that he committed suicide two days later.


I didn't know that, he and his brother were close I guess, they both traveled in the same circles (body building) they looked like twins. Oh that is sad.

All of those guys are so heavy into steroid use, powerful drugs, they make people crazy and violent, when I met him him he told me what body builders go through as far as a drug regimen goes just to prepare for a competition, it isn't healthy, they aren't much better than heroin addicts, or at least that is how it was 20 years ago.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 12:03 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Paula, were his balls shriveled into peanuts? Roids will do that to you....


Fallacy.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 12:05 pm
Drug use with bodybuilders is alot worse than 20 years ago...this guy is the current Mr. Olympia. Given he's a genetic freak, but things haven't changed THAT much in terms of workouts since then. I've heard stories some of these guys act as gay prostitutes just to support their drug use.

http://www.craigproductions.com/archives/pics00v/RonnieColman3.jpg

Back to dicks. You chicks like them pierced? I would never do it, but a buddy of mine has it done.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 12:05 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Did you know that he's dead? It said that he died in 2001 on the page that I got that pic from. I read some stuff about it and they said that his brother died of a heart attack and supposedly he was so distraught that he committed suicide two days later.


He was probably distraught that he never copped a piece as good as paulaj after that night....talk about your killer pussy....kudos to paulaj.... :wink:


I'm not so sure about that.

Well, I was going to tell you the story about that night, but seeing how he has passed away it dosen't seem right.
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