I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.

Don't you people understand that Gus is GONE!? For real!?

Gus was never really here Kicky. So calm down. Gus was a character I created a long time ago. I know you're broke up, but I guess I had to spill the beans. How did you guess Kicky?

how did you fit your hand up in the puppet Pan?

I am sickened by the callous display of disrespect you all have shown to one of the most entertaining people on this site.

Where is your gratitude?

Has he really left? As not to return from which he went? And if so? why did he leave?

I don't know. This is a sad day for me. I think I have to go somewhere other than A2K for a while and think about what to do.

Hey, How bout them Yanks ...Kicky?

this is sad... when i was new, who was the first to try and goad me into a fight with another member? It was Gus... who was the first one to pull my chain and see if i was worth joking around with.. it was Gus... i hope he comes back from where he went

Wouldn't it be sad if he was gone, he is soooooooooo dam funny!

Kicky, your wrong!

Back to mating call-

Gusssss...where are you...

crikey people, he periodically disappears for a few days. I think it happens when he travels between his capabara farm and his swamp property.

them capybaras are darn slow! perhaps we should purchase a camel for gus. might be handy for transportation out in the wilderness too.

Hmmm, didn't know that.

Kicky you are a trouble maker!

NO! No! No!

I was WITH Gus in the Camel Corps in the Sinai Desert in the Big One.

As his superior it fell to me to pass on the news of Gus's transgressions to the Colonel. I went there with a heavy heart. The Colonel was just having his tiffins.

'Sah! News to report on Lancer Ratzenburger, sah!'

'As you were Sargeant. What is it?'

'He's been interfering in a most un-natural way with the camels again, sah!'.

'Oh dear. Can't have that sort of thing happening in the Corps, now can we Sargeant?'.

'No SAH!'.

'One thing Sargeant. Is he interfering with the lady camels or gent camels?'

I was incensed. 'Gustave's NO queer, sah!'

Wait, wait, wait. Gus might be gone for good? That can't be....

So, why wasn't I introduced T'UUUUVALUUUU ?

Je te cherche, par ci et par la

Clary is Parsi? I had no idea.

My son is called Rustom, a Parsi name through and through

Finally it's starting to dawn on people...

Re: I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.
Come down off of the ledge kicky.

Remember what Gus wrote...



He'll be back. He just hasn't figured out how to make plastic yet... Or he has been eaten by an angry grizzly bear. One or the other.