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I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.

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uuvaaluusk
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 01:39 pm
*Tries an over-emphasised, Parisian accent*

Willow, je suis enchanté que vous aviez un goûte pour les langues; si ce fait signifiquera que vous m'aimez, il voulait dire, aussi, que je peux obteiner une Vise américain sans effort... ceci est romance moderne...
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uuvaaluusk
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 01:40 pm
cjhsa wrote:
http://www.entrcon.com/events/leno/jayleno36.jpg

We're all gay!!!


Ahh... the good ones are always gay
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 01:58 pm
Hmm ... Leno reminds me of someone ... but who?
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:01 pm
Egon Krenz, that's who.

http://mauerfall.piranho.com/krenz.jpg

http://www.dhm.de/lemo/objekte/pict/BiographieKrenzEgon_photoPortraitKrenzEgon/index.jpg
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:24 pm
I thought Leno was just Kerry with upturned hair.

Then again I also think Edwards looks like Mike Myers.

Umm, nevah mind.
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smog
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:34 pm
willow_tl wrote:
well whomever they are i am in love!

Truer words have never been spoken.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:35 pm
has gus jumped yet?
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 08:04 pm
Yes, a few threads back. I suspect he's currently resting in the loving paws/ jaws of a she bear. HAHAHAHA oh, well.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:32 pm
Gus.....where are you....
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:38 pm
paulaj wrote:
Gus.....where are you....


With a HOG-FARTS radio collar this sort of thing would NEVER happen!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 05:43 pm
Gus where are you.......
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 06:51 pm
Gawd - you don't use pate to catch a vulture! This'll do it....


Gus!!! It's time for your rectal probe!!!




<hard to work out whether he like that or the horse tranqs more, you DID bring some didn't you, Paula??>
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 07:16 pm
I must have left them in my OTHER survival kit.

What makes you think Gus is fond of 'probes'? BTW?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 07:53 pm
paulaj wrote:
I must have left them in my OTHER survival kit.


No tranqs. I just called Gus to us, and it's 'Happy Gus' - bare-arsed naked in the woods, and you Paula haven't bought along the necessary equipment to 'calm' him. Well, I'm sorry (like yeah!), but I don't seem to have enough room in my SUV to take you back. Oh dear.


paulaj wrote:
What makes you think Gus is fond of 'probes'? BTW?


Not saying. You'd better hope it's true though!!!
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 07:56 pm
You two hustle on over to the best sex thread or you'll be late.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 07:59 pm
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar, I'm going back to my mating call-


Gus where are you....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 07:59 pm
panzade wrote:
You two hustle on over to the best sex thread or you'll be late.


O.K. see you there.
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Seed
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:01 pm
-pokes his head in- did someone call me? NO? Oh Gus? I saw him out der by dat der tree scratching his butt on a log....something about getting ready for a probe?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:01 pm
When I saw this thread, I thought to myself, now that would be a cool way to go out, and now I'm beginning to think I was right, and that Gus is truly gone from A2K.

I'm not kidding. It is a very clever way to say goodbye, if he did. And I wouldn't expect anything less from the great one.

Farewell, Gustavratzenhoffer, my friend. You were always the funniest sonofabitch on this site. You'll be missed.
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:03 pm
Seed, we're cooking up some slop here...oof...clang...we're hoping this'll get Gus' attention so Paula can use the tranqilizer probe...hand me that jar of goat essence will ya seed?
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