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I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.

 
 
colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:39 pm
Gus, before you jump naked into the wilderness...can I borrow your avatar clothes...I have a Halloween party to attend and they would make a great costume...
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:41 pm
snicker


well, it is Halloween...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:51 pm
colorbook was very polite when she wrote:
Gus, before you jump naked into the wilderness...can I borrow your avatar clothes

I appreciate you asking for my clothes in such a courteous manner, colorbook. Of course you can have them!

Except the hat. Panzade has alread put dibs on that.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:53 pm
panzade wrote:
sure Paula, shall I top it with a little Drambuie?


What ever you think he will like, remember, the gift is for him.

I'm going to get him one more thing, something practical, something to help him survive.

I'll be back.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:53 pm
Yeah colorbook, we're gonna put it on the carved pumpkin to scare the kids.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:57 pm
Thanks Gus :wink: I don't need the hat...I don't have a bald spot to cover. By the way, will you have an address in the wildness so I can send your clothes back to you?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:59 pm
panzade wrote:
Yeah colorbook, we're gonna put it on the carved pumpkin to scare the kids.


Try not to scare the little ones too much.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 07:00 pm
Gus

I took up a collection and a few us thought you might like this.

It's your very own eskimo community, we don't want you to be lonely or cold.

http://www.kstrom.net/isk/maps/houses/images/igloovillage.jpg
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Eccles
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 09:05 pm
Re: I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:


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Does anyone here know how to make plastic? I might need some of that.

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Ever heard of the children's experiment where you make plastic by heating milk and vinegar? YOu'll either have to milk a she-bear or bring your pet llama ( which wouldn't really be roughing it). Try the she bear! I'm sure she'll love you for it (in both senses of the word)

I'm not sure, but you might be able to use urine to replace vinegar (because it's acidic), but if that doesn't work, you can always make your own alcohol from berries or that bottle of JD.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 09:49 pm
Oh, how could this innocent, angelical thing - in the bloom of youth...
http://mse.eng.mcmaster.ca/faculty/ives/myimages/ivesChoirboy.gif




....become this sad travesty of humanity???


http://donfox.blogdns.org/archives/Life_of_Brian.jpg




You CAN stop it!!!

Give with all your hearts to the "Help Our Gus From A Ridiculously Terminal State" (HOG-FARTS) Appeal.

Many of you can remember Gus as a proud man, a chest full of medals stolen from veterans of wars that he ran away from. Or perhaps as the inspiration for such tele-movies as 'AAArrrrggghh! It's Alive!" and 'You've Got Till Sundown to Leave Town Stranger'. Sadly, Gus has reached a state of near terminal decrepitude and needs YOUR help!

For a few dollars (actually a lot of dollars) Gus can be fitted with a collar with a radio-transmitter and released into the wild to fend for his own worthless ass. I can almost sort of guarantee that it couldn't even possibly be matching the frequency of Osama bin Laden's personal cell-phone that might be picked up by overhead satellites and passed on to the CIA's killer drone missile command. Almost.

How much is peace of mind worth?
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 09:59 pm
I remember the medals. I also remember the white robes and papal staff. I even remember his bulging, black muscles. How sad that he has degenerated so.

Hmm. A radio collar for Gus that would rid the world of Osama bin Laden? How could I say no? Let me get my checkbook.....
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 10:04 pm
I had no idea that Gus was in such dire straights! I suppose I could donate a few American dollars.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 10:24 pm
Laughing
Quote:
"Help Our Gus From A Ridiculously Terminal State"
Laughing
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 10:58 pm
HOG-FARTS for short. I think it's catchy.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 01:44 am
I hope this helps...



Paula J Splurge
P.O. Box 6969---------------------------------Date 10/13/04

Pay to the
Order of
____Hog-Farts______________________$2.15
________________________Two 15/00____Dollars

For to save gus' ass----------------------Paula J Splurge
:03204968400: 000511793: 0116 :000006009000:
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 01:53 am
So has gus has fallen in love with a polar bear ? Poor capybaras....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:17 am
Poor polar bears.
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:22 am
pour him a drink
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:27 am
porky!
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 02:38 am
portaviandas
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