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I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.

 
 
panzade
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 07:19 am
look! finn twins!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 07:49 am
Greetings to all my A2K friends.

I have arrived in Alaska and am now only hours away from my wilderness adventure. It's cold up here, around 32 fahrenheit, and very, very isolated. I am at the last outpost before thousands of miles of untamed forests stretch northward. I am a little scared.

Soon I will be plummeting naked through the brisk Alaskan air. Once I hit the water the airplane will circle once to assure that I didn't drown and then head back and leave me alone to brave the elements.

I have asked the pilot, a gentle soul named Orga Thinnt, to take a picture of me before I remove my clothes and climb into the airplane...

http://www.ruralhistory.org/online_exhibitions/simmonds/images/tD71_3_2_24.jpg

I'm gonna miss you guys. Obviously I can't write and will have no way of communicating.

I don't know what else to say.

Goodbye.

Gustav of the North
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 08:01 am
I had no idea that the Amish had a community in Alaska. You learn something new every day.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 08:05 am
It's been good, Gus. Fair well my old friend.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 08:10 am
Gus

Be careful when you jump from the plane naked, you know what that can do to a man's 'wedding tackle'.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:11 am
Gus just e-mailed me some digital photos he took on the flight so I could share them with everyone. The pilot insisted that he take his camera. It has a wireless satellite uplink.


http://camera.touchngo.com/afternoonflight/P9170040.JPG
This is the mountain lake where Gus will be dropped off.

http://camera.touchngo.com/afternoonflight/P9170020.JPG
Getting close now. Just follow this stream...

http://camera.touchngo.com/afternoonflight/P9170041.JPG
Just before Gus jumped...view out the airplane door.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:39 am
Unfortunately, Gus missed the lake, landing instead near a local Inuit pre-school.

http://www.skotrat.com/Skot/jpg/splat.jpg
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:42 am
At least Gus will be safe....
This is Auk Ta Shaa, she claimed she had a vision from God of an old man running naked in the wilderness. God told her in this vision to rush to this man's side, keep him warm from the elements, and give him what ever else he needs.







http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/anthropology/image-bank/kottak/chap04/kot37055_0410bta.jpg
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:50 am
Cghsa

Is that REAL????????? Shocked
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:54 am
GERONIIIIIMMMMMOOOooooooo
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:58 am
Here are gus and Auk Ta Shaa (she got her hair bleached for the occasion) with dinner, just after the radiation hit: http://www.cruisin66.com/images/cow_jane.jpg

The authorities kindly loaned some clothes for this lovely portrait.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:06 am
Gus wanted everyone to see the simple cabin he has built for himself on the lakeshore. He has now started building a canoe...

http://library.usask.ca/native/nphoto/160.jpg
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:10 am
Gus is having a little domestic trouble dealing with Auk Ta Shaa's mother. Seems she's not too happy about her daughter living with a naked white guy who jumps out of planes. Gus has tried to explain himself, but she's not buying it. She is a very stubborn woman.

http://library.usask.ca/native/nphoto/225.jpg
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:13 am
Great pic of the Mom, Eva by the way do you know how to post pictures? If not I can help you Smile
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:14 am
Gus managed to fix up an old wooden wheelbarrow to help with gathering supplies for his house and the beginings of a garden gor next spring.

http://www.dallasgardeners.org/photos/charlescohenwithbarrow.jpg
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:20 am
Littlek

We must remind Gus that it is breast cancer awareness month...he could use a checkup
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:20 am
Gus has breasts?

Now that is disturbing I must say.

Great pics everyone!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:21 am
by dinnertime Gus had gotten a good many people to join in the fun. He and his neighbors cooked up some lake fish and root crops for a satisfying meal after a hard day's work.

http://www.mclaughlingarden.org/images/cover_2005.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:21 am
good point about the mannogram advice....
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2004 10:26 am
Then the party got really festive: http://www.dankphotos.com/whirling/images/8.jpg
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