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Do you like the dirty talk?

 
 
Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:41 am
maybe it's a guy thing but cyber sex just doesn't do it for me. Unless I am having sex on my computer. But that's a different story.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:42 am
panzade - good for you! I think.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:44 am
There is a guy in one of the clans I'm associated with, I'll call him "studly", who is GORGEOUS! Studly gave is phone # to my girlfriend to give to me a few months back, I called him, we chatted, I had him over for dinner, guessed what happened?

Bear in mind he has the nicest body I have seen in years-aaaaaah, proably the prettiest eyes, sea green, (even though I prefer brown), a cobra-like back, thick muscular thighs and calves, a nice shaped ass not to big not to small, hairy (I love hairy) and he is about 6 feet tall.......
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:46 am
you love a hairy ass?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:46 am
I did a little cyber sex once. I started by asking what she looked like, and she told me the requisite things...hot, young, nympho, great body...then she asked me what I looked like, and I said, "Have you ever seen Kramer from Seinfeld?"

And that was the end of my cybersex experience. I guess I didn't really get into the spirit of the thing.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:47 am
shame littlek!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:47 am
kickycan wrote:
cavfancier wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Cav, you should have boinked her. 'Nuff said.


She dated a heroin addict at one point...I wasn't willing to take the risk.


That makes sense. You should have gotten her to give you a BJ. 'Nuff said. Smile


I was young and unwise...but good point.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:48 am
littlek wrote:
you love a hairy ass?


Ya :-) don't all women?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:48 am
I shave my ass. Does that get you hot, littlek?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:49 am
paulaj wrote:
There is a guy in one of the clans I'm associated with, I'll call him "studly", who is GORGEOUS! Studly gave is phone # to my girlfriend to give to me a few months back, I called him, we chatted, I had him over for dinner, guessed what happened?

Bear in mind he has the nicest body I have seen in years-aaaaaah, proably the prettiest eyes, sea green, (even though I prefer brown), a cobra-like back, thick muscular thighs and calves, a nice shaped ass not to big not to small, hairy (I love hairy) and he is about 6 feet tall.......


I'll guess, he was gay, right?
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:49 am
Kicky, I never would have imagined churning out cyber sex...it was just an interesting experience.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:50 am
littlek wrote:
eeesh. So, is this what I have in store this year with the new housemates. I didn't know libras were firebrands! And I thought the aries were bad.


Don't worry so much, littlek. Libras are a cardinal sign, so we tend to have strong personalities, that's all. If you have Libra housemates, you can count on living in an attractive, color-coordinated place...we don't like ugliness...and you're sure to always have company. We don't like being alone, and we do love to talk.

Cav...that Libra lady was NUTS! I just talk loudly and giggle a lot when I've had too much to drink. And I've never propositioned anyone in front of a refrigerator. A fireplace, a moonlit balcony, a hotel parking lot, yes...but a refrigerator?! YIKES!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:50 am
Panzade,

Interesting for me too. In a funny way, though. Like I said, I guess I just didnt' get it.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:51 am
I think Paula couldn't forego her morals so she gave the box of rocks a peck on the cheek and sent him home with a giant woody
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:52 am
Eva, that's where she kept her I.U.D.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:53 am
I think Paula licked him all over like a lollypop and sent him home the next morning with a decided limp and a glassy, satisfied look in his eyes.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:55 am
panzade wrote:
I think Paula couldn't forego her morals so she gave the box of rocks a peck on the cheek and sent him home with a giant woody


Pan you are a genius. That is EXACTLY what happened.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:56 am
Yeah, right.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 09:56 am
Eva wrote:
littlek wrote:
eeesh. So, is this what I have in store this year with the new housemates. I didn't know libras were firebrands! And I thought the aries were bad.


Don't worry so much, littlek. Libras are a cardinal sign, so we tend to have strong personalities, that's all. If you have Libra housemates, you can count on living in an attractive, color-coordinated place...we don't like ugliness...and you're sure to always have company. We don't like being alone, and we do love to talk.

Cav...that Libra lady was NUTS! I just talk loudly and giggle a lot when I've had too much to drink. And I've never propositioned anyone in front of a refrigerator. A fireplace, a moonlit balcony, a hotel parking lot, yes...but a refrigerator?! YIKES!!!


Tell me about it. I didn't mention the time she got a piece of her finger cut off in a barroom brawl, when a glass was thrown, shattered, and sliced a piece off of said digit. I participated in the search for the missing piece, but it could not be reattached.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2004 10:00 am
I still have 'studlys' # and I could bump into him so easily, hmmmmmm ;-)
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