I knew a fine looking but troubled Libra lady once. We were out with friends one night, and she got really drunk. As she had pissed off most of the people at the table, I agreed to walk her home. So..she bitches at me and insults me all the way there, then gets into a fight with her roommates, and levels a bookshelf. Being a gentleman, I take her aside and calm her down a bit. I suggest maybe she should have a coffee, or some food. Suddenly, I find myself blocked from the fridge, as she is leaning against it seductively. "What's up" I ask. She says "Well here you are, and here I am just leaning against this fridge." I said goodnight and high-tailed it outta there.
