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Do you like the dirty talk?

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 05:22 pm
Paula? We're waiting....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 05:25 pm
kickycan wrote:
I knew you were a nice girl. Not like that bad Paulaj. Smile


Why ask the me? Consider what was mentioned above.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 05:37 pm
He he he...you are a naughty little potty girl!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 05:54 pm
I can't believe that nobody is willing to admit that they talk about mudane stuff like groceries and TV shows during sex. There must be someone out there with the guts to admit it!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 05:56 pm
I have :-)

Diversity is good.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:02 pm
I sometimes talk about groceries during sex.

Only last week I was banging the hell out of Matilda and I said in a firm voice...

Did you....slam slam....pick up....slam slam grunt groan....milk and eggs.....shuddering climax.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:08 pm
Have you all found that when you go longer and longer without having sex you get turned on by odd things? Like the arborist who came to talk about what to do with my sisters' trees. Since when is a guy who can talk about trees sexy?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:11 pm
How long's it been, littlek?

Seems to me if you're fantasizing about arborists you might be going through a bit of a dry spell.

Perhaps I could offer some assistance?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:14 pm
Well, it's not been that long since I've had sex, but for the last 6 or 7 years, I haven't been having the amount of sex I'd become used to having. And, it's true about women in their 30s - the sex drive goes up. Unfortunately, I've also become either less appealing or more discriminating (or both). And, no thanks, I appreciate your offer, but I don't want Matilde to kick my ass.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:17 pm
Ok then.
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:28 pm
gus...since littlek doesn't want you, I'm willing to take sloppy seconds when you're finished with Matilde. Embarrassed Mr. Green
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:30 pm
dangitall, I fogot we were cyber. I'll take him when you're done with him Doglover.
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:32 pm
LOL littlek...I hope gus is UP to keeping us A2K ladies satisfied. Cool
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:34 pm
poor guy
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:35 pm
littlek I can handle.

doglover may prove to be too insatiable, even in cyber terms.

I can only type for so many hours.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:38 pm
hmph
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:41 pm
Are you upset that you're not insatiable, littlek?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 06:45 pm
hhmmmm. maybe.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 07:26 pm
littlek wrote:
Have you all found that when you go longer and longer without having sex you get turned on by odd things? Like the arborist who came to talk about what to do with my sisters' trees. Since when is a guy who can talk about trees sexy?

Hmmm ... there's a book title in there.

"The arborist who came to talk about my sisters' trees".

Part oddball cartoon, part whodunnit, part erotic novel. With free horticultural advice in the annex.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2004 07:30 pm
The annex is a funky neighbourhood here.

I suspect that's not what nimh means.
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