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The Best Sex Ever

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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:38 pm
Definition of "BAD SEX"

Hmmmmmm....perhaps if you are a man:

Too much use of "teeth" during oral sex? Not that I would know, of course. Razz

And if you are a woman:

Premature ejaculation combined with no foreplay Rolling Eyes The 8 second ride.

PLUS.....everything that Cav just said Smile

~Brooke
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:40 pm
Appreciate your input Brooke...and welcome back Very Happy
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:42 pm
Bad sex...I was going to say going down on an obese girl, but no, that's actually pretty damn good too.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:42 pm
A little nibble is okay, but if it feels like a shark feeding on chum, yeah, that's bad Brooke. As for premature ejaculation and no foreplay, bad also. This is why single men should toss one off before going on the prowl.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:43 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Oh, and I would also consider prison rape bad sex.


only 50%.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:44 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Anything not involving consenting adults would be bad sex, panzade.


go with ya on that one....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:44 pm
Good point BPB.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:45 pm
sometimes squinney gets shaky and the video turns out badly, I suppose in a way you could consider that bad sex.......but sometimes those hand held shots can turn out really well....it's a crap shoot....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:46 pm
Nibbling is actually kind of a turn on. However, overly vigorous sucking during oral is not good. Sucking continuously like your giving a hickey actually f*cking hurts!
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:50 pm
Phrases that auger bad sex:

"Is it in yet?"
"Are you done?"
"Would you mind turning off the light?"
"Did you use protection?"
"Will you still like me afterwards?"

Of course I've never heard these phrases first hand you understand...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:52 pm
panzade, you forgot "Mommy, oh Mommy!" Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 02:53 pm
"Daddy, oh Daddy!" counts as well.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:08 pm
Darn Cav, mea culpa.
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:34 pm
Wow, from best sex ever to worst...I like it, good that you keep the thread alive, and all points were very well established...

How about weird sex, going from bad to weird....anything you can add....
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:36 pm
you don't want me on this topic......
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:36 pm
Sometimes alcohol can make sex bad. You wake up the next morning handcuffed naked to a toilet in a meatpacking plant and you can't remember how you got there or why you have all these empty sausage casings littered around your head.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:38 pm
kickycan wrote:
Sometimes alcohol can make sex bad. You wake up the next morning handcuffed naked to a toilet in a meatpacking plant and you can't remember how you got there or why you have all these empty sausage casings littered around your head.


I thought we were heading towards the unusual?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:39 pm
Laughing just another saturday night...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:39 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
you don't want me on this topic......


Ohhhh yes we do.
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:40 pm
Razz
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