The Best Sex Ever

well she was an older woman, about 13 I think but naw this is just too personal.

The best sex are with vegetables, because they can't tell anyone.

Let's see: Best BJ: I was 23, met a 36 year old stewardess that would fly in, call me, and almost gave me a few heart attacks at a young age.

Best single experience overall: in Cancun on spring break, my girlfriend at the time was also there, but we kind of non-verbally agreed we weren't going to hang out with each other all week and do our own thing. One night I tracked her down, and the next morning it was nuts. First on the hotel balcony with everyone at the pool underneath, then in the shower in some cool positions, and the first time we both had the anal, then she became an anal freak.

Still haven't had a goddam threesome yet though.

And it's always the good time with my hand.

Let's see, there was that time when I was working in the Romanian circus as a snake charmer and...

There were midgets and bearded ladies, and lots of tequila...that's all I remember...

That's right... I remember the midget bearded lady had trained that parrot to say, "Bottoms up," and there was a lot of that going on, and a brown bear on a leash with a muzzle, or was that you, cav?

I doubt I was in the bear costume. I'm no plushie.

I once had sex with a nyphmomanic aborigine while a bunch of kangaroos and wallabies watched quietly from the brush.

I literally exploded into a million pieces -- the sex was that good.

It took a team of Australian scientists three months to gather all of my pieces and reassemble them.

I tipped my hat, thanked them, and went on my way.

It's when you need to use olive oil because it's so tight. Or when you munch down hard and her hips jerk up into the air. You can get a broken nose that way.

In college, a woman would pee on my leg, and tell me it's raining. And I believed it.

I seem to recall someone saying that in another thread. In college a woman peed on my leg and I said "more, more!" before she had the chance to tell me it's raining. She's shacked up with a lawyer now.

Isn't the best sex you ever had the sex you're not getting? It's all a matter of perspective and illusion really.

I have to think on this one. With me, the best sex is being with someone you love.

Absolutely, Montana!

Damn...I happen to agree, but I was trying to be philisophical.

Nothing wrong with that Cav. Resposes like mine can be rather boring ;-)

I agree. I love locking myself in the room for a good 4-5 minutes.

Me too

Ah, pity. The phrase "hung like a bear," has special meaning to me since that episode...

PP

Tantra baby....yeah! I was practising the art of tantra and bliss, I guess that would be the best sex ever for me....

In college I was ferociously unpopular and was well aware of it all along. So, sort of as a f#@& you to the whole campus, in the weekend before final exams when everyone traditionally parties for the last time during the year, I put my hand up the shirt of one of the hottest, most worshipped girls in the school. A great way to end a fairly unsatisfying college career.