It was a double date. My buddy and his wife, and me and my then-girlfriend. On the way to meet them, she asked me the dreaded question, "Is this going anywhere?", and I foolishly told her the truth. She didn't like my answer. We broke up.
She cried, and I asked her if she just wanted to go home, but she said no, because she really liked the couple we were meeting and didn't want to ruin the night out. So she pulled herself together and we went out with our friends, and had a good time for awhile, until she started talking to my buddy's wife. Again with the crying.
We went home that night and had no-holds-barred grunting screaming peel the paint off the walls animal sex for hours.
I still don't know how exactly she went from crying and sobbing to screaming "F*ck me! F*ck me hard!", but it was amazingly hot.
Break-up sex. That's the ****.
That kind of happened to me once. After telling some girl to go play frogger with herself on the highway, we went home and banged. Last time talking to her.
Likely rather tame for the masses, but was in a tight shower stall with hubby and the windows were open....and the neighbors came by--
What a wave, and later embarrassing because we couldn't and didn't answer the door.
<<and that sidedoor off the porch was less than 3 feet from that shower...>>
the best sex i have ever had was with my friend who was a girl n she said lets try sumthing and i wasnt watching and she started licking my clit and rubbing it and o my god! i am bi thanks to her but only with sex! not dating grls actually give better sex with dildos than guyz at all!
sl81, you're bi but only with sex? Isn't that the exact definition of biSEXual?
doglover, that is a very interesting point that you make. I agree with you that you can really get nasty in a way that you might not be comfortable with in a serious relationship. You can really let your fantasies loose in a no strings thing.
Sex for sex's sake. Is it possible that it could be better than sex with someone you love? Hmmm....
sl81 wrote:the best sex i have ever had was with my friend who was a girl n she said lets try sumthing and i wasnt watching and she started licking my clit and rubbing it and o my god! i am bi thanks to her but only with sex! not dating grls actually give better sex with dildos than guyz at all!
LMAO! how old are you? 16?
Hollywood, I don't get it. Why are you making fun of sl81? I'm sure she's young by the I.M. style but her experience is just as valid in this thread.
Having sex OUTDOORS is riveting, (be careful not to get caught, I haven't yet :-) )
Paula, I'd like to do it outside one day. My last girlfriend wanted to do that, but somehow we never did. And now it's over. ****.
Speaking of my last girlfriend, there is no better feeling or sight than to wake up with a woman already giving you a knob polishing. That is simply the best.
Strange thing....I have no idea where I originally found these Fugs lyrics, but a search brought them up from a previous post of mine right here on A2K:
SLUM GODDESS FROM THE LOWER EAST SIDE (LIVE VERSION)
The Fugs
She's lying down in viscid, skushy strands of cherry jello, buttocks
popping in arpeggios of lust. There's tattoos of griffin-vultures from
the valley of the kings up'n down her spine, slowly throbbing, "Eat me".
She is as horny as a heathen! Her dildo is made out of a petrified tapir
snout. Around her neck is an amulet made from onyx-colored tit-wax. She
is the Goddess of love! Goddess of belly-belly-belly-belly-belly love!
Goddess of late night motel plate jobs, slurp circles and jello orgies!
Slum goddess from the lower east side!!
I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see, slitherin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride, eat my dick
Not a chick in the world who is half as hip as she
My swinging little goddess from Avenue D
It's really very groovy to take her to a movie
Where we make it in the balcony
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride,
Ah, chew me off, chew me up
First time that we balled it nearly drove me insane
Next time that we balled it ripped me out of my brain
Third time that we balled you know I fainted nearly dead
I woke up, she was on her knees, suckin' my head
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride, alright
I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see, slitherin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess, gonna make her my bride
kickycan wrote:Paula, I'd like to do it outside one day. My last girlfriend wanted to do that, but somehow we never did. And now it's over. ****.
Speaking of my last girlfriend, there is no better feeling or sight than to wake up with a woman already giving you a knob polishing. That is simply the best.
Why did you let her get away Kicky?
Bear, I don't think there is bad sex.
Erm, I beg to differ. There is bad sex. Some women are unaware of a problem known as severe vaginosis. Let me tell you....it only took one experience in my life to recognize this as a serious buzz-kill.
Poor hygiene is a buzz-kill for both sexes...I want a definition of bad sex...Cav, you're up
Oh, and I would also consider prison rape bad sex.
Anything not involving consenting adults would be bad sex, panzade.
Or to be more specific, anything not involving consent.
