Women are evil!

"please share my pain"

No thanks, I avoid daftitude on the rare occasions I can recognize it in advance.

O, I can feel your pain, all right, after having read that ;|.

What sort of revolution are you planning, Ché?

Daftitude . . . i like it . . . beats the stuffing out of hebitude--which most people don't know--and has a much broader application . . . wonderful neologism . . .

Goodness - I wondered who woke this thread up...

A guy saying we are all the cause of human pain, and that there needs to be a revolution (against us, presumably)...

Unless his revolutionary ideas involve mutating pigeons, I'm not listening.

Giving them constipation?

Just wondering if this is the reason that Craven professes to hate women so much.I thought that a scalpel was more customary, at least when we do it .

Did I just reduce the board to an even lower level of bad taste? Oh well, perhaps nobody gets the gist and i'm just rambling aimlessly ( as usual) ( hint number 1 : Bobbit) , (hint no 2 : Eunuch). Need I continue?

One of my closest friends (a b***breaker)and I (a maneater) have argued about which is more fun. I say, "why choose when you can be both?"

Getting on the obvious bandwagon
Chicks ARE stereotypically evil , the sooner one realizes this truth, the better off one will be. The older I get (I'm early 30's) the more I get it (doesn't help). Now I'm at an age where everyone is getting married or getting divorced. I have successful friends forced to effectively start over (financially) at 50...after busting ass their entire life to have everything they posses (I know material possessions don't bring happiness; however, that reality doesn't offset the pain of watching your private plane and estate being auctioned off just to hand cash over to someone who hates you, but wants the lifestyle you provided in perpetuity).

Don't be TOO nice to them. Don't SPOIL them. Don't let them influence or control your indigenous instincts. After years together they will still leave you for a wanna be rock star who served you coffee this morning on your way to work (well, if and, hopefully you're dating a girl young and hot enough to make that move..I guess ). Modern media has killed the possibility of a relationship. What they see on TV actually becomes their reality. Yes, men want what they can't have, but we still seem to get the difference between reality and fiction. Professional (blue collar) women seem to get it; however, most harbor some sort of resentment toward the male specie and are trying to prove something to the world…especially you. Just continue to sleep with one eye open if you are with a woman...she cannot be trusted. Ironically, if it weren't for "one-eye", you wouldn't be in that (usually) antagonizing position time and time again. I'm pretty sure more men have lost their lives (figuratively) because of what's between their legs than cancer and war combined.

If thine eye offend thee, cut it off?

ded2u has convinced me to turn gay. Let Guatam know, he has money, and if I'm going to go gay, I would like to be kept.

<giggle>

Cav, after all the honors bestowed upon you by the great members of A2K , I will be honored to have you as my bf

What would my salary be, and would I have to cook and/or clean? ded2u, follow this...it's lucrative, and you can avoid women.

Which A2k folk have great members?



OH! You mean the members! Not the members' members....scampers off.....blushing furiously....

Oh? Now I'm interested. Is there a list of such, ehm, members?

Well, if we ask those menfolk WITHOUT great members to step forward, I think a list of them shall soon be available...

A joint bank account, a credit card with a limit of $25,000, no cleaning (I have a maid), cooking only if you wish (I have a cook)

All you have to do is to keep me happy in the bedroom (and in the lounge, kitchen, shower, garden, conservatory.....)

BF - does that MEAN what I THINK it means?????














Ohhh, 'boyfriend' y'know I THOUGHT it meant butt-................................... <post terminated by GoodTasteOnline V.2>

Not funny