Oooo Eva, I love it! Tell me another one....
(Sigh) Do I really have to tell you what happened the next morning?
Adam returned to the cave looking sheepish.
Eve took one look at him and gave him a raspberry.
Funny, Eva.........that was fun.......I'm laughing.
I read the first post and decided to comply with the posters request to give up women.
Now Im looking at Lolas' garter belt and thigh
Sigh!
Well cancel that silly decision.
see - pure evil, and that one my friend - leads the parade <sigh>
Ahhhh, number two hops up - saw this evil one scurrying about earlier this afternoon - now where was it, hmmmmmmm - oh yeah, my cooking pot
Hellllllo little fluffy one, come here for just a second - prrrrrrrrrrrrr
Firing laser cannon.......
Man, I love the smell of singed wolf in the morning!
Gotta love that coney
She'll heat you up in just a second
Bill! You're a WOMAN!!!!
Or - you're just fond of lippy....
lippy in an evil woman is good........
Admit it Bill, you love it..........evil women are fun, just as zoofer says.......and hardly worth giving up. Craven is just trying to clear the field for himself in original post. He loooooooves evil women.
Nothing to admit, I have extensive er, knowledge
i take it you have all noticed that "evil" is just
"live", backwards!
Why, no - I never saw that....
it's other things that women do 'backwards' that make them 'evil'!
I think before one can judge if women are evil or not they should pass this basic test. A 90% correct mark would indicate that they posses the basic deductive fundamentals and abilities to reach logical conclusions!
Do you know your arse from your elbow? Take the test!
http://www.lifeofram.com/arse-or-elbow/#
zoofer wrote:I think before one can judge if women are evil or not they should pass this basic test. A 90% correct mark would indicate that they posses the basic deductive fundamentals and abilities to reach logical conclusions!
Do you know your arse from your elbow? Take the test!
after scoring 12 out of 14, i can categorically state that none where 'my' arse or elbows!
Now to suggest that, under 'any' circumstances, a woman could reach a "logical conclusion" is wanton cruelty!
12/14
Ha you are an expert and your conclusions deserve the respect that your expertise demands!
:-)
story of a evil woman.
Hi Everyone,
My name is Palli.I'll tell you something which happened to me (or still is happening)then you be the judge whether or not women are evil.I got married to a wrong woman 2 years ago and i told her that i want a divorce many times but she's stuck to me like a leech from Brazilian rainforest.My wife is a liar,cheater,short tempered,greedy,selfish,self absorbed,fake,pretender,dumb(and to top it she thinks she is the smartest)and mainly she doesnt have a tiny clue what the hell love means.I cant divorce her because her family thretens me that they will kill me,i told her that she can ruin my life but she cant ruin my soul so i decided to never have kids,i told her that i love kids more then anything in world,i dont care if they are white kids ,black kids ,my kids or my sisiters kids i love them all they are so adorable but having one's own kid is something awsome so please dont ruin your and my life and leave we are not meant to be.....and her answer was i dont want to leave because people will say that i am divorced and who needs kids anyway...she is more concerned about her reputation in public than to see me happy.i have not talked to her in 2 months and i dont leave my room as i am writing this she's in the beauty salon (her third visit in a week).......this is just a tiny drop in the ocean of tears that men all around the world shed for what women do to them there are endless story of betrayel around the world.....women have exploited mans weakness and ruled them,divided them ,killed many innocent men by creating big missunderstandings...they make us work all day and then enjoy our money to compete with each other.Thanks to my wife i dont believe in anything nomore but i want kids.please share my pain and give me some help.
PS-We need a revolution