Or whiskey, Guinness and fighting in public.
toad city.....and all you princes forced to live inside the skin of a toad, wiggling about.......small little scrawny things......Easily stepped on. Forget the potato guns.....danty little feet, dressed in black leather will do.
With stiletto heels? I have just the pair.
It won't work. You'll have to conjure up the wee people....(open invitation to the wimmins to riff on that).
careful that was almost "wee will"(y)!
close............ but no cigar
next you will be crying "free Willy" and opening up a huge bag of worms!
I was once informed by a source of yet to be established credibility that the modern harvesting of whales might be considered a paradigm of efficiency, thoroughness, and minimal resource waste. As evidence, this source proferred that even the skin of a whale penis and scrotum were retained. These, he informed, were the source for golf bags.
Hmm - an Australian has apparently invented surfing shorts with a little "stiffy" enclosure in them - to prevent those embarrassing rampant erections being seen as you surf in....
and all this time, i thought the 'cause' of "golf bags" was 'marriage'!
Really, dlowan?
Come on! You're making up stories!
really! 'twill be on an inventors program!
it's amazing, on these "rogue" threads, what seems to just ' come UP' !!
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It's a trick question, meant for the women. They shall, I predict, fall upon it like upon their captain's sword.
oops sorry Blatham, for 'sticking my post in'!
lol just could not resist, could you