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Women are evil!

Forums: Waggery, Humor, Women, Evil, Wimmins
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suzy
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 02:00 pm
Not usually.
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suzy
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 02:00 pm
Not usually.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 02:07 pm
We heard ya the first time
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 02:08 pm
We heard ya the first time
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suzy
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 02:16 pm
Okay, okay, wise guy! Wink
I wanted to make sure y'all knew!
I speak for most wimmins with my answer, after all!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 03:05 pm
No, Lola, I'm not content without seeing (or feeling) results.

Sorry I wasn't here to get you that beer when you were thirsty, cav. I had clients to attend to. Guess you'll just have to drag your "impotent" ass to the fridge and get it yourself. <LOL>
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 03:12 pm
Dang Eva...and here I was thinking that post was a peace offering to the wimmins....tricky creatures you...can't drink beer anyway, so I'll just make a chocolate layer cake, with whipped ganache inbetween, wrapped in sheets of chocolate praline, and I won't share. Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 03:40 pm
Good. It's fattening.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:18 pm
Not really, if you know how to eat it properly.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:22 pm
The protestation "It's fattening!" from a woman is rather like the protestation "She's a whore!" coming from Jimmy Swaggart.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:27 pm
Quote (wimmin source unknown):

"I'll just have a salad."

"I need man food...gimme the burger with everything on it, and plenty of fries and gravy."

Waiter takes order...brings food. Woman pauses....then says:

"That looks good, can I share?"

Pffffttt....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:29 pm
Who the hell is Jimmy Swaggart?
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:31 pm
1989A. D. --- Television evangelist Jim Bakker was convicted of fraud. He and dozens of other television evangelists had been frauds for years, so his real sin was frisky lewdness with a church secretary. Similarly, evangelist Jimmy Swaggart dramatically told his followers "I have sinned," coincidentally after having been exposed by the press as having "frequented prostitutes."
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:32 pm
My thread is beset on all sides by evil. I must leave this throng of flesh, I feel evil busomry pressing into my back.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:33 pm
So - you're saying all women are fat?

GET HIM WOMEN!!!!!!!!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:33 pm
The illustrious Mr. Swaggart was a right-wing religious televandalist who spoke out LOUDLY about the dee-cline of morality in the god-given white country that we call the USA. Then, he was caught sleeping with hookers. Oh...he cried, he pleaded with Jesus to saaavvve him....pfft.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:34 pm
Bosomry is another un-evil exception proving the rule
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:34 pm
Oops, I am way too slow in posting. Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:35 pm
Slow? A good thing - in a min...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Apr, 2004 04:39 pm
Well, Barry White has always been my hero, bunny.
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