I can't quite make out that avatar...is that you as Miss Kitty and bear as John Ashcroft?
Quote:Women, being evil, but incompetent at it
Yes, my thoughts exactly about men. Too bumbling to be evil. They're all really cuddly little boys.
Howdy Y'all,
I posted the following query awhile ago on that other website and it caused quite a "buzz"-
"If a man speaks in the forest where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?"
What do you think?
I say he got lost on his way to pick up milk, and when he gets home, there would be an ass-whoopin' in store. Hence, wimmins are evil. I am also certain that in that situation, the man would most likely be saying to himself, "Thank god for some peace." That ain't wrong.
I guarantee ya, Hose-ay, that the wimmins will say yes.
Here's another oldie but goodie: Why do men generally die earlier than their wives? They want to.
A favorite quote from Norm on Cheers:
"Women, can't live with 'em,
gimmee a beer"
or something like that!
No, no, Lola. We should not try to educate them. We don't want those teeny little brains to explode.
Best just to let them think they're in charge....they love that.
I have taken many purposeful steps to appear to stupid to be in charge of anything over the years.....and it's worked....squinney now figures it'd be quicker just to do everything herself....so my dumb ass gets plenty of leisure time at home....
Ignorance is bliss ya know.......
Yeah, we know that trick, BP!
Heh heh heh, yeah, suzy. Ain't it cute how he thinks he invented that one?!
Yeah. The men really love us, and now we can add "lazy" to the list
so.........so far we have:
1. needy
2. lazy
3. slow
etc.
So compare that to our evilness.......no match. That's clear.
Have any of you read Dr Laura's book "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands"?
You know you can get more men with beer than honey!
no duh....jose
:wink:
[size=7](we're joking, ya know)[/size]
Yeah, well I'll take a honey lager then. Could you get that for me woman, I'm a very busy man.
the assumtion here is that we care which way you prefer to get gotten..........
C'mon woman, hurry up with that beer. Do you know how impotent I am?
<Man sits, unaware of his sad Freudian slip>
Eva wrote:Heh heh heh, yeah, suzy. Ain't it cute how he thinks he invented that one?!
I am not ego driven, and don't care about credit for the trick....it works is all I know......one of the other differences between men and wimmins is that men are results oriented. I'm not trying to claim I invented the blow job either...but God love whoever did......just an example...... :wink:
hey girls.......any of you feel content without results?
