Singing to balls won't help . . . however, humming, if done properly, can do a man wonders ! ! !
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BillW
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Mon 28 Jul, 2003 09:48 am
blue....balls, eh gads - that hurts!!!!!! Maybe dlowan can give him some relief.
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BillW
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Mon 28 Jul, 2003 11:55 am
Taken from frolic, but the point is oh, so true!
Thanks frolic!!!!!!!!
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dlowan
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Mon 28 Jul, 2003 04:04 pm
Blue balls hurt - this I have been told - but nobody will tell me if they are really blue! PLEASE somebody tell me!
Humming is good for balls, eh? Hmmmmmmmmm...........
ME? Give Craven relief???!!!!!!!!!!
He doesn't say his are blue - he just says he doesn't WANT blue ones...
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Setanta
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Mon 28 Jul, 2003 04:23 pm
Actually, no, they don't turn blue, and they don't hurt--that's just an' ol' tale . . . it just means a man ain't got laid, and ain't choked his chicken in a very long time . . .
Hum-job is another name for fellatio . . . (cf. F. Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Dynamo Hum)
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BillW
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Mon 28 Jul, 2003 04:28 pm
I heard tell just a little more Setanta, usually entails some evil wimmin getting a guy close and then stopping, refusing to finish the job. hmmmmmmmmmmmm-jobs are good for the cure - appropriately applied
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3octopuss3
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 08:45 am
it has been my experience that the wimmins may sometimes tease and get the mins close, but when the shoe is on the other foot, the mins don't even get that far... if we opt to tease the mins, we at least know how, but the mins need to brush up on how to give instead of receive.. can i get a witness?
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3octopuss3
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 08:52 am
BillW, your formula is so profound I have shared it with the masses...thanks frolic!
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BillW
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 09:10 am
I do love that formula, I'm so left brain - your analysis was pretty good to boot - BTW, welcome to A2K and do have lots of fun (try Lola's Salon for fun and leisure):
Thanks BillW for posting frolic's formula....I finally know what I am doing wrong....I will indeed stop giving my wife monkeys.
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ehBeth
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 11:00 am
frolics are better than monkeys.
most days.
cash is an asset. every day.
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cavfancier
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 11:17 am
Not to mention, monkey diaper service is way more costly than human diaper service....custom sizes and all.
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cavfancier
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 11:17 am
And some of them won't do Gibbons....I don't know why...
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3octopuss3
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:49 pm
Hi BillW! Thanks for the acknowledgement and the invitation to Lola's. I have visited and think I may stay a while..... :wink:
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3octopuss3
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Tue 29 Jul, 2003 01:57 pm
Let the record show, ehBeth has bore witness. It must be so. One may conclude that, that may be a very important reason as to why wimmins are so evil to the mins. It has been proposed that the wimmins are so frustrated, they prefer monkeys to frolics. Monkeys that won't even do Gibbons.
if we opt to tease the mins, we at least know how, but the mins need to brush up on how to give instead of receive.. can i get a witness?
- BTW, welcome to A2K and do have lots of fun (try Lola's Salon for fun and leisure):