The rules are changing, we are going to start showing the assholes the door

Layman uses a photo of an African-American man as his icon.

John Lee Hooker (August 22, 1917 – June 21, 2001) was an American blues singer, songwriter and guitarist. He was born in Mississippi, the son of a sharecropper, and rose to prominence performing an electric guitar-style adaptation of Delta blues. Hooker often incorporated other elements, including talking blues and early North Mississippi Hill country blues. He developed his own driving-rhythm boogie style, distinct from the 1930s–1940s piano-derived boogie-woogie style. Some of his best known songs include "Boogie Chillen'" (1948), "Crawling King Snake" (1949), "Dimples" (1956), "Boom Boom" (1962), and "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" (1966) – the first being the most popular race record of 1949.

Roger Mellie ("The Man on the Telly") is a fictional character featured in Viz magazine. His catchphrase is "Hello, good evening and bollocks!", satirising David Frost's catchphrase "Hello, good evening, and welcome". The character first appeared in Issue 6 in July 1981 and (like many others in Viz) is foul-mouthed, an obnoxious misogynist who manages to maintain a career as a television presenter. He is shown working on various TV networks and channels, the fictional Fulchester Television (FTV) and the BBC being his primary employers. He is the ostensible author of Roger's Profanisaurus (ISBN 1-902212-05-3), a parody of Roget's Thesaurus.

I'd be amazed if Layboy was black.

I feel that you're trying to emulate those jive talking dudes on Airplane for some reason or other,

Because all the black Americans I've met

I am intrigued as to why you do this, layman? Very odd behavior.

you tend to come across as a cross between a weird Rooster Cogburn and James Brown....Then in other posts you avoid the silliness atogether and one could be forgiven in thinking that you were a reasonably intelligent and sensible adult.

Can I make it quite clear that I am not one of your 'homeys' and would prefer it if you just wrote sensibly and coherently when you are on a2k.

Just a request, layman.

A twit who tries to write in such a fashion may be, though.

You can't help yourself can you? I'm not going to fight with you Lash, you seem angry and I'm not interested in fanning your flame. Maybe someone else wants to argue with you, but it won't be me.