@layman,
Blowhard axioms:
1. One sincere opinion is worth 10 facts
2. One sincere opinion coupled with a subjective adjective is worth 10 unadorned opinions
3. An opinion held with "deep conviction" is worth 100 sincere opinions
4. An emotionally laden adjective is worth 100 strong, but nonemotional adjective.
5. Putting an adjective in ALL CAPS multiplies its worth twenty-fold
6. Each adjective contained in a compound string of adjective multiplies the value of the immediately preceding one by a factor of 100.
7. Each repetition a claim is worth 20 times the prior assertion of the same claim.
8. Each decibel of increased vocal volume multiplies the value of a claim by a factor of 23.
There are other axioms, but those are most of the main ones. By simple mathematical calculation, you easily arrive at the indisputable conclusion that:
ONE SENTENCE CONTAINING 5 DEEPLY HELD CONVICTIONS SCREAMED OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE WHILE BEING ENHANCED BY DOZENS OF EMOTIONALLY-LADEN ADJECTIVES IS WORTH MORE THAN 27.5 QUADZILLION FACTS.
Pretty simple, actually.