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The rules are changing, we are going to start showing the assholes the door

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 04:59 pm
@Ragman,
It ain't over, dude. I will kill them pigs with every Angry Bird I can muster.
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:23 pm
@edgarblythe,
One day I'll have to ask you for your secrets. i think you save the bonus ..power options for later in the contest? I use them too quickly, I tink.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:30 pm
@Ragman,
Awww dudes.....you play Angry Birds on FaceBook?????
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:32 pm
@glitterbag,
yeah we play music...too..and curse social i9njustices and put hexes on Trump etc.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:37 pm
@Ragman,
well.....it sounds like fun..........don't worry about me, sniff....... I can always hang here.....BillRM likes me, oh crap, I think I may be mistaken.
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:37 pm
Craven.

I'm suddenly aware of the fact that I've been saying what I think, uncensored, for years here.

I don't even know where the TOS or profanity rules might be.

Although I've seen you say on this thread that the rules of engagement have always been...*cough* *cough* (don't really understand what you said), ....is there a location where I might read details about what may get me jettisoned?

Sincere thanks for any accurate answer I may get from anyone.

PS. I will miss random and colorful profanity. Especially mine.
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:38 pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/75/a6/33/75a633fa542965d25204ac8c91bdfc0e.jpg
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 05:43 pm
@edgarblythe,
Welcome home, sir.
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oralloy
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 06:09 pm
@Lash,
Lash wrote:
I don't even know where the TOS or profanity rules might be.

Links at the very bottom of any a2k page (including this one). Scroll all the way down to the last line of the page.
Lash
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 06:11 pm
@oralloy,
Thanks!
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Lash
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 06:14 pm
Oh dear.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Dec, 2015 06:19 pm
@Ragman,
I get as near the top score as I can, and if I see a good gathering of stuff to destroy, I use the Big one, then, often with the sling. Also, if I have enough power ups, I use the shaking one at least once on most games.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 05:58 am
@edgarblythe,
Angry Birds. Theres a whole level of life of which I am unaware.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 06:02 am
@farmerman,
I suggest you avoid the game. It is time consuming and the only reward is bragging rights for causing the destruction of the pigs.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 06:23 am
@Robert Gentel,
Robert Gentel wrote:

Yes, and there are elements to the newness that will be disliked by some (i.e. threaded comments is a big change).


Uggh, threaded comments are the worst
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 06:38 am
in a perfect world, the forum I'm allowed to set up would have no thumbs, no ignore of any kind and no threaded comments, will it be possible to set up such a thing, or are those standard across the board
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 07:01 am
@djjd62,
absolutely possible. But it would be like old style free to air TV.

In the 21st century apparently it's a good thing to interact with your media.
djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 07:07 am
@hingehead,
I watch old style free to air TV
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layman
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 07:13 am
@djjd62,
I won't join any new "community" unless it is the "know-it-all blowhard" group. I LOVE them kind. So much to learn, ya know? And the best part is that you never get bogged down with boring, mundane crap like facts. You just listen to revealed truth, and learn.
layman
 
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Reply Fri 11 Dec, 2015 07:42 am
@layman,
Blowhard axioms:

1. One sincere opinion is worth 10 facts
2. One sincere opinion coupled with a subjective adjective is worth 10 unadorned opinions
3. An opinion held with "deep conviction" is worth 100 sincere opinions
4. An emotionally laden adjective is worth 100 strong, but nonemotional adjective.
5. Putting an adjective in ALL CAPS multiplies its worth twenty-fold
6. Each adjective contained in a compound string of adjective multiplies the value of the immediately preceding one by a factor of 100.
7. Each repetition a claim is worth 20 times the prior assertion of the same claim.
8. Each decibel of increased vocal volume multiplies the value of a claim by a factor of 23.

There are other axioms, but those are most of the main ones. By simple mathematical calculation, you easily arrive at the indisputable conclusion that:

ONE SENTENCE CONTAINING 5 DEEPLY HELD CONVICTIONS SCREAMED OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE WHILE BEING ENHANCED BY DOZENS OF EMOTIONALLY-LADEN ADJECTIVES IS WORTH MORE THAN 27.5 QUADZILLION FACTS.

Pretty simple, actually.


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