cavfancier wrote:Now, getting back to Clinton's evil penis...
It's not Clinton's "evil" penis; it's his "crooked" penis. One account I've read:
Matt Drudge reported (11/2/98) that:
Quote:
"White House intern Monica Lewinsky told Linda Tripp that President Clinton would cancel dates with her when he was flared with blisters, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned from multiple sources in and out of government..."
Ouch!!! But, bad as herpes or whatever that is might be, TCD syndrome is a lot worse e.g.
http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/6315/strange.html
Quote:
In Jone's sister Lydia Cathey's deposition, she said that Paula had described Bill's penis and showed how it was bent by motioning with her hands. Danny Ferguson's attorney Bill W. Bristow asked Cathey about the appearance of the President's penis. Cathey responded that her sister said "his dick was crooked." Bristow pressed for more details, asking if perhaps "it had a U-turn in it?" Cathey said her sister told her the penis "was hard and crooked and gross." Cathey added that Clinton was "playing with hisself."
My own judgement is that that sort of thing does not come from microorganisms or viruses, but rather from close encounters with doors (in this case, probably a limo door and some chick who, like Paula, didn't want to hear about it), i.e.
Kiss it?? **** YOU, you STINKING PERVERT!!!!
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!
and hence the designation TCD (Tallywhacker Caught in Door) syndrome. As a child I had a cat with feline TCD (Tail Caught in Door) syndrome, and hence recognize the symptom.
And thus we come to the question of Slick's legacy, aside from being the only elected president ever to be impeached in the 200+ year history of the republic. As in the case of Gehrig, I suspect that Clinton's chief legacy will be having a new disease named after him, and that TCD syndrome will come to be known as "Slick Clinton's Disease".