Brunettes and Redheads and Blondes, Oh my!

kickycan wrote:

You know, interestingly enough, I have a little movie I downloaded off the internet once involving a midget. It is the funniest thing ever!

There's this midget in a crib, dressed as a baby, and his babysitter comes in to check on him. Although he's dressed as a baby, he's got a full beard, which is funny right off the bat. Then, later, he's giving it to her from behind, and while he's doing it, he's shaking his rattle furiously...oh god, it is so funny!

And was he propperly endowed or midget all the way?

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It was hard to tell with all those close-ups. She seemed to have no problem deep-throating, so I would say he was midget-proportioned all the way.

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Oh!

Maybe I should talk to Big Eddy about the
script again

http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/schuechtern/unsure.gif

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My favorite part is when she takes off his diaper to change him, and says in that voice that people use when they're talking to babies, "Oh, that's a big boner, baby! No wonder you were crying!"

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http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/froehlich/rofl.gif

This sounds like a funny porn even I would watch!

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It's got it all. You should see what they do with the baby bottle!

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i cant bring myself to go out with a redhead

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EMSFD125 wrote:

i cant bring myself to go out with a redhead

you know what they say...red on the head like a dick on a dog.....

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Hehe, I was a redhead for about 6 weeks, and
it brought a lot of attention from the wrong kind of
men. In fact, just about everyone had a comment
or something to say about redheads in general.

It was funny for a couple of weeks but then I got
annoyed with it.

kiky, do you remember the name of the movie?

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It didn't have a name. It was just some movie clip on a website. Maybe if you do a search for "midget baby" you can find it out there somewhere...

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I've always been attracted to tall, dark and handsome. However the only man I've ever loved was a blond, blue eyed baby face. Wierd.

Every red head I've ever met was kinda nasty, and not in a good way. Bald is beautiful.

Never been interested in midgets though.

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Celi, I can't agree.

I would have sex with a midget in a second.

20 years from now, sitting at a bar with a buddy, exchanging stories, and I tell him I had sex with a midget.

Top that!

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Ceili, you've only been in love once?

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Truly, madly, deeply, yep....only once.

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hmmm.... it's actually hard for me to look back and really see if and when I was in love. I think it was 2 or 3 times. Maybe just 2..... hmmm.

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Ceili wrote:

Truly, madly, deeply

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do.
I will be strong I will be faithful
'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me.

And when the stars are shining brightly
In the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish
Send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry.
The tears of joy
For all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded
By the comfort and protection of.
The highest power.
In lonely hours.
The tears devour you.

I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me.

Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'Cos it's standing right before you.
All that you need will surely come.

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do.

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me.

(And for the record, it's redheads for me.)

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kickycan wrote:

You know, interestingly enough, I have a little movie I downloaded off the internet once involving a midget. It is the funniest thing ever!

There's this midget in a crib, dressed as a baby, and his babysitter comes in to check on him. Although he's dressed as a baby, he's got a full beard, which is funny right off the bat. Then, later, he's giving it to her from behind, and while he's doing it, he's shaking his rattle furiously...oh god, it is so funny!

Whoa...that's like deja vu. I think I've seen that one....

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smog wrote:

Ceili wrote:
Truly, madly, deeply

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do.
I will be strong I will be faithful
'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me.

And when the stars are shining brightly
In the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish
Send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry.
The tears of joy
For all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded
By the comfort and protection of.
The highest power.
In lonely hours.
The tears devour you.

I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me.

Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'Cos it's standing right before you.
All that you need will surely come.

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do.

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me.

(And for the record, it's redheads for me.)

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, smog! Smile

I've always THOUGHT I preferred the dark haired, dark eyed guys, but go figure, I'm getting married to a light brown haired, hazel eyed guy next year. Looks are second to love meguesses. Smile

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littlek wrote:

hmmm.... it's actually hard for me to look back and really see if and when I was in love. I think it was 2 or 3 times. Maybe just 2..... hmmm.

Me 3 times.

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Lady J wrote:

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, smog!

Unfortunately, I can't claim to be the author of those lyrics. They are by Savage Garden, the cheesy and (possibly) no-longer-existent Europop group, and the song is titled, as you might guess, "Truly, Madly, Deeply."

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