Brunettes and Redheads and Blondes, Oh my!

I've always had a thing for brunettes with hazel eyes that turn green as they get older.

But where the hell is a guy going to find such a woman?

I guess I'll just stick with the cheap blondes for now.

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That's a good idea gustav!
The selection is definitely greater with blondes.
I for one live in the land of blondes - brunettes are
scarse here.

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You're in the porno industry?

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My mom was a brunette with big knockers....so is squinney.....hmmmmm......of course mom was a better french kisser.....as I recall anyway, I was only 12 and that was a long time ago......

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Where'd you get that vest, Bear?

Are you going to sell some snake oil?

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BPBear,
that agrees with my theory that men marry an extension
of their mother Wink

Heart murmer was the movie, from Luis Malle, where
mother and son...... Oh, I'm sure it was prohibited in the US.

gustav, I wish I was.

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I can make a few phone calls.

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Red hair.

<swoon>

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Where'd you get that vest, Bear?

Are you going to sell some snake oil?

just some ho's.... business as usual...

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Geez really gustav?

If you could do that for me, I'd be eternaly greateful,
and you'd have 3 wishes granted for sure.

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< gustav races for the phone -- hat flies off in process >

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*CJane prepares for her first casting couch call*

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Ok, CJ, I just got off the phone with Big Eddie Trevorkian, one of the giants in the porno industry. ( speaking on a production level )

He has agreed to try you out in a film entitled, Jane Does the Midgets

He also has a thing for red panties. would you be willing to wear some in order to move your new career along...

http://www.colourpress.com/%5Cgfx%5Ctextarchive_pics%5Cthumbnails%5CCOLOUR10027804.jpg

Hurry up! He's waiting on the phone.

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I just got off the phone with Big Eddie

http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/liebe/wub.gif

I got the part!! *jump*
We just changed the title in "Jane and the 2 midgets"
since I'm 5'9" and one midget would be not enough.

I'm soooooo excited, and I owe it all to you gustav

http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/liebe/pray2.gif

PS.: I'm wearing similar red/black panties right now

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I'm so excited right now, CJ!

I can't believe you got the part!

<gustav exits room, whistling, happy that he has introduced yet another woman to the glamour and lights of the porno industry >

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any truth to the rumour that you're tieing a string around the neck of one of the midgets and he's playing a tampon?

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Sorry BPB, I signed a confidentiality agreement and
can't talk about the script right now. Just a teaser
up front: it will knock your socks off.

http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/frech/156.gif

@ gustav, you can be proud of yourself,
and I will honor my promise of the 3 wishes.
So go ahead and send me a message ....

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I bet I know how it ends....

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You know, interestingly enough, I have a little movie I downloaded off the internet once involving a midget. It is the funniest thing ever!

There's this midget in a crib, dressed as a baby, and his babysitter comes in to check on him. Although he's dressed as a baby, he's got a full beard, which is funny right off the bat. Then, later, he's giving it to her from behind, and while he's doing it, he's shaking his rattle furiously...oh god, it is so funny!

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Not this time BPB!

Okay, I'll give you another teaser: it involves
an operation, but I'm not going to say who'll have
it and where.

For this, you'll have to watch the movie!

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Brunettes and Redheads and Blondes, Oh my!

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