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Craven and Bi-Polar Bear have inspired OCCOM BILL to finally

 
 
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 06:00 am
Wabbit-food. With like melted cheese and extra chips and some dipping sauce 'n sour cream and a friggin' big bowl of ice-cream an'........
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 07:26 am
ATTENTION: THOSE NOT YET INSPIRED TO QUIT. . .

THIS JUST IN:


Quote:


Smoker Ignites Portable Toilet Explosion

Jul 15, 7:25 AM (ET)

BLACKSVILLE, W.Va. (AP) - Warning: smoking in the toilet can be dangerous. A portable toilet exploded Tuesday after a man who was inside it lit a cigarette.

Emergency workers said the man was not severely injured and drove himself to Clay-Battelle Community Health Center. He was later transferred to Ruby Memorial Hospital. His name and condition were not available Wednesday.

The explosion, which occurred in Blacksville, resulted from a buildup of methane gas inside the portable toilet. The methane did not "take too kindly" to the lit cigarette, said a spokeswoman for Monongalia Emergency Medical Services.
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Information from: The Dominion Post, http://www.dominionpost.com


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040715/D83R6J8O0.html
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Jer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 08:56 am
Day 4:

No worries...no problems...
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 09:30 am
Rock on dude! Did you notice how feeble Craven's sense of humor has gotten about this? I think he's starting to feel the heat. And Sissycan doesn't even say hello when he stops in anymore. Wussies.

As for you popcorn critics, I sure hope you're happy. I noticed almost simultaneously last night that I was popping my last bag of popcorn... and that I was getting a little softer around the mid-section. So no more popcorn now either (like popcorn cravings are going to faze me).

So, so far we've proven that 12 and 20 year smoking careers are easy enough to extinguish. I think we're ready for one of you longtime big shots to step in and show us what manning up is all about. Who's it gonna be?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 09:36 am
OCCOM BILL wrote:
Rock on dude! Did you notice how feeble Craven's sense of humor has gotten about this? I think he's starting to feel the heat.


Tell me about it. It wasn't even his humour. He just paraphrased an old Jack Handy bit, substituting "cigs" for "beer." Smile
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 09:37 am
Oh, and Bill, I'll step up. I haven't had a cigarette in 33 years.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:22 am
cavfancier wrote:
Oh, and Bill, I'll step up. I haven't had a cigarette in 33 years.
Good job Cav and props to you but I'm hoping to attract someone who's been smoking longer that 20 years to join the fun. I don't want to mention any names Setanta, Dys, but that sure would be cool! Idea
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:34 am
I forgot to mention, I'm only 33 years old. Laughing Keep fighting the good fight.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:53 am
Very well done!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 12:15 pm
OCCOM BILL wrote:
Rock on dude! Did you notice how feeble Craven's sense of humor has gotten about this?


Dude, if I wish to stop smoking I will, and it won't be difficult. I've already said I have no desire to.
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Jer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 12:27 pm
Bill,

I used to use Craven's line from the last post all the time. And I meant it - just as I'm sure that you meant it every time you said it too.

One thing you've gotta remember is that it was fairly easy for you to quit this time because you were ready to quit - same with me.

If I wasn't ready to quit it would be absolute hell. And why quit if you aren't ready to quit...

Let's be happy that we've done it and supportive of those who wish to quit as well. But not down on those who want to keep smoking - cause it's their life to live as they choose.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 12:29 pm
Yeah, I used to think that way when I was your age too Jer. Whew, I've come a long way.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 02:14 pm
Yup, I used to think that too, too Jer. I'm not trying to judge anybody. I only mention names if I've been asked to, accept for Craven and the other sissy. Them I just like to mess with. Btw, did you see how long it's taking them to play a single game of chess? Shocked Nicotine must clog up the brain. Laughing
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Jer
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 02:59 pm
Hehe Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 03:49 pm
Uhoh.

All the wee baby new non-smokers are entering the dreaded "evangelical phase".

This won't be pretty....
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 06:21 pm
Dlowan
Dlowan, yep, I'm afraid we are in for a period of righteousness. But we will forgive them cause we like them.

BBB
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:03 pm
OCCOM BILL wrote:
I only mention names if I've been asked to, accept for Craven and the other sissy.


Don't make me throw one of my Italian curses on your ass. :wink:

OCCOM BILL wrote:
Btw, did you see how long it's taking them to play a single game of chess? Shocked Nicotine must clog up the brain. Laughing


Nope. It's more likely that it's the pot. Shocked
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:36 pm
Che sera.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:49 pm
kickycan wrote:
Nope. It's more likely that it's the pot. Shocked

Shocked Laughing Laughing
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 10:55 pm
Hey Occom Bill; got any advice for Kristie?
Hey Occom Bill; got any advice for newbie Kristie (who has quit smoking) on getting the cig smell out of clothes?

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=28944
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