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Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

 
 
JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 09:09 pm
Now I am number three with cav and msolga anticipation is good. Actually all of it is good if I remember correctly.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 09:10 pm
hah, glad to see anticipation moving up ... gradually.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 09:12 pm
Wiyaka wrote:
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Right. Now go fetch me a sandwich.


Slappy, as Mom, soon to be 80 years old, would say, "I don't think so!" Evil or Very Mad I don't answer to whistles, even from Sam. I don't fetch for anyone. Your manners are atrocious! The first thought in my mind was, "Poor child. Crying or Very sad He has no family or they would have taught him respect and manners." I hope I'm wrong.



Oh Wiyaka, that's just Slappy. Our resident crash test dummy. You'll have to learn to ignore him like we do. See? Lalalalalalala.....
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 09:21 pm
Eva,

Ahhhhhhhhhh!! Shocked The resident stooge. (nods knowingly)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 09:34 pm
Well, I dunno about stooge. I saw slappy post forthrightly once or twice and there is a There there. Embedded, I would say.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 22 May, 2004 07:40 am
Firmly.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 22 May, 2004 07:44 am
Bed? Bit sophisticated for Slappy...
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Sat 22 May, 2004 10:42 am
Meow!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:39 am
Well, some of us answer to whistles......depends on who is doing the whistling......and if properly motivated, some of us fetch as well. A girl must learn how, why and when in order to have fun while maintaining the dignity of the situation. But as a friend of mine once said (I believe it was in albuquerque)......if it doesn't involve some sweat and noise, it's hardly worth it.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 07:52 am
are you sure, Lola, that you didn't post that last remark on the wrong thread? (Women are Evil.....>>>>>) Embarrassed
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 09:34 am
yes, we are evil.....so you should be very cautious when we're around.....however, I thought this thread was about the best part of sex.

I was commenting on that subject. Is it not clear what I meant?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 10:50 am
This poll is crazy. Where are all my like-minded brothers and sisters who think ENTRY, ENTRY, ENTRY is the best part! Come on!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:37 pm
Ah, Kicky - your time will come.....heehee...
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:41 pm
The embarrassed look on the dogs face when she walks in on you is pretty cool.........
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:48 pm
Your dog gets embarrassed?

Prolly just figuring that - since you two are gonna be stuck together for ages (thinking human sex is like dog sex) that she won't be getting fed in the near future.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:50 pm
We have some friends whose dog, if they let it in the room while having sex, immediately throws up. Now that is an unflattering comment.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:54 pm
One of my damn cats just walks over you, as though nothing is happening - disconcerting for whoever's bum is uppermost.

Hmmm - that was TMI, wasn't it?
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 03:59 pm
Our dogs find it boring and fall asleep or deliver the occasional cold nose/ lick combination. Shocked

Sam
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 04:06 pm
dlowan wrote:
Your dog gets embarrassed?

Prolly just figuring that - since you two are gonna be stuck together for ages (thinking human sex is like dog sex) that she won't be getting fed in the near future.


I thought it was something like that too....but then one day we were just watching tv wearing the red clown noses and the nipple clamps and she seemed just as disconcerted......
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 May, 2004 04:09 pm
Prolly thought you'd burned your noses - and we all know how important noses are to dogs!
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