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Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

 
 
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:23 am
I get really stirred up when, right before a beautiful woman begins to disrobe in front of me, she swipes my credit card.......
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:24 am
You're a BAAAAAAD bear!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:25 am
I counted first kiss as part of first touch, Doglover! But I see your point....
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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:26 am
... in the crack of her a$$ ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:26 am
I amn't real big on kissing - ptoooooooey!!!!!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:26 am
Who brought up 'other stuff'? Okay...it's not that I WANT to be graphic, but this 'other stuff' question needs addressing. I can sum it up through carefully chosen dialogue:

"Ooh, you stallion you. Last night was...the best I've ever had."

"Yeah? I'll tell you what. There might be some other stuff you can do for me, as I pleased you so much."

"Anything lover."

"The lawn needs a mow, the topiary needs trimming, and the Rolls needs simonizing. Oh, and while you're at it, can you make some coffee and eggs?"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:27 am
Heeven wrote:
... in the crack of her a$$ ?


Nah - his....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:27 am
REALLY smarts his li'l fuzzybutt bear tail....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:28 am
cavfancier wrote:
Who brought up 'other stuff'? Okay...it's not that I WANT to be graphic, but this 'other stuff' question needs addressing. I can sum it up through carefully chosen dialogue:

"Ooh, you stallion you. Last night was...the best I've ever had."

"Yeah? I'll tell you what. There might be some other stuff you can do for me, as I pleased you so much."

"Anything lover."

"The lawn needs a mow, the topiary needs trimming, and the Rolls needs simonizing. Oh, and while you're at it, can you make some coffee and eggs?"


Simonizing?
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:40 am
As some one who solidly enjoys sex, maybe it is the moment when you and your partner realize that two minds are running in the same direction. Although the touch that catches your breath is rather nice, too.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:40 am
Yep, just crap they do to cars and other vehicles.

http://www.ipaintfx.com/bldg_hollywood.html
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:41 am
dlowan wrote:
Simonizing?


Refers to waxing the car . . . or your sweetiepie . . .
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:46 am
The best part of sex has got to be when the old hand reaches hyper-speed. Everything becomes a blur, the head is thrown back, the primal scream released.

And then the cigarette.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:47 am
Uhm, Gus . . . i think this thread refers to sex with a partner . . .
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:50 am
oh.... sorry
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:03 am
I voted "Play" because some of the most exciting sex I've had was the rough 'n' tumble around the room kind Wink

Actually, my fave is the when I disappear into the moment and all I can do is feel...reality comes back some time after the afterglow!

KP
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:31 am
dlowan wrote:
I amn't real big on kissing - ptoooooooey!!!!!


How can you say that dlowan...kissing is the best part in my never to be humble opinion. Razz

kitchenpete...I know of that moment you speak of. For me, that moment is the ultimate drug...the ultimate high. Embarrassed
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:34 am
I can't really go into detail about the 'best' sex I ever had, as it involved a glass of Bailey's and an unconventional dipping stick....and we are not supposed to be graphic here. Shhhh...
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:34 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
The best part of sex has got to be when the old hand reaches hyper-speed. Everything becomes a blur, the head is thrown back, the primal scream released.



Gus...I hope you're taking care of those blisters on your hand. Don't want infection to set in. :wink:
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:44 am
I wear iron gloves to protect my hands.
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