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Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

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plainoldme
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:53 am
gus,
Why not try those kevlar gloves that chef's wear? They might be more flexible. Remember Double Mint Gum? Double your pleasure. Double your fun!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 09:03 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I wear iron gloves to protect my hands.


I only need two of those finger cots Crying or Very sad
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:29 am
Flirting is the best part for me. With men, it gets them drooling all over themselves the furniture and the floor. They begin to act like little boys hungerinig for a special treat. Laughing It's sooooooooo much fun, unlike the three minutes most could last during the act. Sad Some were even "minutemen".

With Sam, it can last for weeks or months and the results? I'm a lady and won't say, it's undignified.
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:29 am
Anticipation is tops for me. While all that can follow is great, my imagination comes up with it first. Then again the surprises you partner has imagined are very interesting too.

Food for thought: Six months of foreplay....

Sam
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:33 am
there was some of you folks - I didn't think had sex. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:36 am
With few exceptions everyone has sex, some don't use it.
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:44 am
Giggle! Snort! My former husband was aware of his short comings and called himself Old Three Stroke.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:45 am
I had to vote for the flirting stage, as it just seems to make me so happy. Especially if it is only in the eyes, with no words whatsoever. The right look can make me embarrass myself in a public place like no words or touch ever could.

With the right partner, the "reverse cowgirl", followed by a method that resembles "CPR" while bowling will run a close second. :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:22 am
Come on, who are you all trying to fool? This is like the MVP voting in the NBA. Everybody knows it's Shaq every year, but they feel like they have to give others a chance.

It's the goddam orgasm!
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:24 am
The best part of sex? Putting on the scuba gear and the Zorro cape.

Oh, and the butt-licking. Definitely the butt-licking.
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:26 am
Why, after it's the beginning of the end, is it not? :wink: Smile

Sam
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:29 am
BBB
Greeting the love of your life at the front door after days apart; making love on the floor ten feet from the front door.

BBB Embarrassed Embarrassed Shocked
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:33 am
Good on yer, BBB

Sam
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:37 am
Re: BBB
BBB,

BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
making love on the floor ten feet from the front door.
Quote:


Was that inside or outside of the door? If inside, was the door closed? Shocked Confused Sorry, I just have an "Inquiring mind."
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:38 am
Sam1951 wrote:
With few exceptions everyone has sex, some don't use it.


Astute observation.

The best part of sex? All of it.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:40 am
Ten feet on the floor sounds a bit like a mini orgy to me.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:44 am
Cav
Cav, from Cav, from.

BBB Laughing Laughing
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:47 am
Wiyaka
Wiyaka asked, "Was that inside or outside of the door? If inside, was the door closed?"

Wiyaka, a dignified lady such as myself would let her love in the door and shut it before throwing him to the floor.

BBB
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:57 am
bumblebeeboogie,
That reminds me of a story a friend of mine told. She was a newly wed. Her husband was a grad student and they shared a house with another grad student who was interviewing and wasn't supposed to be home for three days. A bit before her husband was to arrive home, she poured two glasses of wine, stripped, then waited inside the door. The housemate, whose plans went awry, opened it.
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:59 am
plainoldme,

And then...

Sam
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