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Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:41 am
I was just told that. by a patron...
then they slapped me with a magazine. J/K
I hope I didn't bother them it is final exam time and everyone has there panty's in a bunch...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:50 am
For some reason my favorite section of the library to do it in is where the books on farm animals are.
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:53 am
QUOTE]I hope I didn't bother them it is final exam time and everyone has there panty's in a bunch...[/quote][/QUOTE]

What school is that? Laughing Lalalalala!


Cav! Are you in the closet? Shocked I'm shocked!
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:55 am
slappy you would really like some ofthe pop up books on farm animals...
in the closet???

you better come out.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:01 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Speaking of which, anyone ever do it in a library among the stacks nobody visits, and you have to be oh so quiet, despite the desire to cry out in ecstasy...the holding back just makes the experience more hot....you whisper, "Aristotle be damned, I'm Plato in your hands baby," and she counters in the softest voice "less talk, more action." You whisper again "Oh yeah, the action stacks are filled baby, loaded and ready to fire."


As a matter of fact, cav, I have! But that was in my college days, when I worked at the university's library. I knew all the forgotten corners. Can't say the dialogue was that good, but then it wouldn't be the dialogue I'd remember! Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 02:09 pm
Wiyaka wrote:
QUOTE]I hope I didn't bother them it is final exam time and everyone has there panty's in a bunch...
[/QUOTE]

What school is that? Laughing Lalalalala!


Cav! Are you in the closet? Shocked I'm shocked![/quote]

Nope, no closet to open here, I'm just an accepting sort of person. Maybe it had something to do with growing up with a gay uncle and his partner, an Italian no less! Oy! The mess that caused in my Jewish family....I just didn't see the point really, and thought it was incredibly ridiculous behaviour on those who opposed, and I was just a kid. Well, although not together anymore, they made a killing in Weight Watchers, and my uncle's apartment was featured in Architechtural Digest a few years ago. They are sitting pretty, and more power to them.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:11 pm
Mornin'....
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:28 pm
Apparently the best part of sex is the chocolate

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=25193&highlight=
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 03:32 pm
Good Morning dlowan! Smile
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:10 pm
dlowan,

Morning Wabbit.

Aquiunk,
If you knew some of the men we've known, you'd think so.

Eva!
I'm shocked, telling about those forgotten corners! The guys don't need that kind of ego food. They find enough as it is, just by our presence. :wink:
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IAN442
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 05:22 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Anticipation, the thrill of the hunt. All the rest is just a bonus.


I agree 100 %

Personally bad sex is better than just you and your hand. Razz
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 08:25 pm
Ooh, sounds like you need practice, Ian! <LOL>
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 08:29 pm
Wiyaka, we must feed their egos, dear. Poor darlings, they need us so.




[size=7]That was my very best Lola impression, I swear. <snicker>[/size]
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:25 pm
Yes, Eva. And it's delicious fun knowing who's really in charge. Lalalalaala! Laughing
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 05:27 am
after six months of foreplay, I'd cry too
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 05:49 am
foreplay in america="hey, you awake?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 05:50 am
Wiyaka wrote:
Yes, Eva. And it's delicious fun knowing who's really in charge. Lalalalaala! Laughing


Right. Now go fetch me a sandwich.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 05:51 am
trust Blatham to change the subject to "golf"! Rolling Eyes
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 05:54 am
aimeemarie123 wrote:
........it is final exam time and everyone has there panty's in a bunch...


isn't that what this 'chat' is all about:
'final exam time!'
[but then the panties would be "in a bunch" on the floor!]
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Fri 21 May, 2004 09:01 pm
QUOTE]"Wiyaka"]Yes, Eva. And it's delicious fun knowing who's really in charge. Lalalalaala! Laughing[/[/QUOTE]quote]

I suggest that you might want to consult any woman, such as your mother about my answer...or most of us here, if you dare.

Quote:
Right. Now go fetch me a sandwich.


Slappy, as Mom, soon to be 80 years old, would say, "I don't think so!" Evil or Very Mad I don't answer to whistles, even from Sam. I don't fetch for anyone. Your manners are atrocious! The first thought in my mind was, "Poor child. Crying or Very sad He has no family or they would have taught him respect and manners." I hope I'm wrong.
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