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Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

 
 
Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:37 am
dlowan wrote:
Never ask me for oral sex.


With teeth like those? Shocked Yiiiikes! I think not, thank you.
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:39 am
biting bad... scraping worse... causes laserations. then your partner will be very unhappy.
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:41 am
I cringe at the mere thought of it! Shocked
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:44 am
Razz Surprised Exclamation yup no teeth should be involved in any way in the genital area... I find it ok in other areas... :wink:
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:46 am
Is that why some people prefer partners/ playmates with dentures?

Sam
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:48 am
Give me a girl with nothing but gums, and I'll be happy for the rest of my life.
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:54 am
aimeemarie123,
I agree, but if teeth are used, it should be done gently enough not to abrade. It is nice to have them used in certain areas of the body though. :wink:

I went with a guy once that bit them too hard, thinking them to be gum drops or something. He almost lost all of his teeth.
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:55 am
I am going to put in a personals ad at my local nursing home for kickycan.
Male seeking woman with no teeth dentures preferable for felatio 10 times a day. please call 1-800-you-suck.
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 10:58 am
I like it! Cool Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:03 am
kickycan wrote:
Give me a girl with nothing but gums, and I'll be happy for the rest of my life.


And three feet tall with a flat head to rest your beer on.
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Sam1951
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:03 am
There once was a sweet fellatrix,
who pulled all her teeth just for kicks.
The men all flocked to her
and payed lots to woo her
While she had her pick of the p*****.


Sam
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:11 am
aimeemarie123 wrote:
I am going to put in a personals ad at my local nursing home for kickycan.
Male seeking woman with no teeth dentures preferable for felatio 10 times a day. please call 1-800-you-suck.


I've already posted that ad. Not one response. Can you believe it?
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:18 am
well I knew you were perverse but that takes the cake.
isn't that considered elder abuse?? do you keep an old toothless woman in your closet? only let her out to pleasure you?

I know a great therapist...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:26 am
I'm such a dirty, dirty boy . . .
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:27 am
maybe I will bring you to my house and keep you in my closet... only let you out too....

maybe not. Embarrassed
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:28 am
kickycan wrote:
aimeemarie123 wrote:
I am going to put in a personals ad at my local nursing home for kickycan.
Male seeking woman with no teeth dentures preferable for felatio 10 times a day. please call 1-800-you-suck.


I've already posted that ad. Not one response. Can you believe it?


It's not considered elder abuse if you agree to wear the dentures during the act. Then both of you can be humiliated in the most pleasurable way.
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aimeemarie123
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:34 am
thank you for making me laugh very loudly and choke on my diet coke at work... now people are staring they will figure out I am slacking off.... eeekkk. oh wait they don't care.
I am working in a library though.. not goo to laught really loud and spit soda every where.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:34 am
That is disgusting, Cav. Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:36 am
Why thank you kickycan. Yes aimeemarie, shhh, it's a library. Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 20 May, 2004 11:40 am
Speaking of which, anyone ever do it in a library among the stacks nobody visits, and you have to be oh so quiet, despite the desire to cry out in ecstasy...the holding back just makes the experience more hot....you whisper, "Aristotle be damned, I'm Plato in your hands baby," and she counters in the softest voice "less talk, more action." You whisper again "Oh yeah, the action stacks are filled baby, loaded and ready to fire."
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