gustavratzenhofer wrote:Ahhhh, thanks for that, squinney.
I did an internet search for "Sex on Ice" and, sure enough, Polar Wadd was listed as the main star.
The movie trailer showed Polar doing a walrus in the 69 position.
Quite fascinating. And tell the Bear that I'm quite sure the weather did indeed cause the shrinkage factor and that if the movie were entitled "Sex in the Tropics" I'm sure his appendage would exceed the three inch mark by a considerable distance.
Gus my friend, three inches across is nothing to be ashamed of, and close inspection would show that the Walrus was actually your sister Hagatha. I told her to wax before the shoot, but she was all loaded from running up the squeezings from the cotton of a Vicks inhaler and drinking that sterno heated and filtered through the panel of her girlfriends panties. :wink:
As for you squinney, now you've pissed me off. Please Gus, do a Google search for the film "Tossing The Three Minute Salad", a documentary on gracious living on a budget in a womens correctional facility. Anyway, a documentary is what her lawyer told 'em to keep her out of jail.
She is quite the talented gal I can tell you.
Deal.
