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Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

 
 
JimmyK
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 08:43 pm
Webpage Title


Well sometimes! Ya have to keep things alive ya know?
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 08:48 pm
Hahaha, funny site JimmyK. I didn't have the sound on when I first clicked it. It makes much more sense with the sound on.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 09:31 pm
blatham wrote:
There's a fellow, a Sherpa, who today has ascended Everest for the fourteenth time.

I suspect he's of my mind...the summit is something to attain, for certain, and one might not bother making the journey if it were past attaining, but it is the climb that is the thing.


My guess is that he is just making good money dragging fat Americans up the mountain, a la The Simpsons. He was probably thinking "Sherpa, I do want to follow in your footsteps, but llama, llama?"
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 09:50 pm
Funny site, I agree. I cleaned the computer room as I waited, but... sigh, I cannot sustain the wait.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 09:51 pm
Oh, I can never hear the word sherpa without thinking of a story, but never mind...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 10:03 pm
Mother bear was walking calmly through the forest when she made a bad step and got a thorn caught in sherpa. Sherpa hurt a lot. All of a sudden, a friendly leprechaun in a mountie uniform appeared. "Can I help you with that madam? I'm Canadian."

Mother bear said, "sher...it hurts. I miss papa bear and the cubs. Are you a pa?"

"That's none of your business bear. The important thing right now is to get that pa fixed, and then you can sherly get back to your family."

"Oh thank you mountie, you are sherly the most gentlemanly law enforcers on the continent. Thanks for fixing my pa."

"No problem, he lost the urge a long time ago, there was no need to fix him."

Is that the story you remember osso?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 10:36 pm
naughty cav.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 10:56 pm
I suppose that's why I wear the clown suit, Lola. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 May, 2004 11:24 pm
No, mine was simpler.
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:33 am
Very interesting. Makes me wonder if my Bear has a pa stuck in HIS sherpa... Perhaps that's the problem?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:38 am
Hey, squinney, as long as you're here: Do you think you could grab my sandals from under the bed and toss them to me without the Bear seeing.
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:40 am
Ummm, Those were yours? Then who do these red heels belong to?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:43 am
Those would be Slappy's.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:45 am
Hey! Wait a minute! The lights were low and I never actually heard your voice.

That better not have been Slappy!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:45 am
I notice those sandals are a size three....no wonder I didn't hear any noise.....
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:48 am
So, it was pa Slappy and Pa Gus in Bear's Sherpa? And neither one roused him from sleep? DANG!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:56 am
Get that rabbit off my thread....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:57 am
It is TOO cute...
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 06:57 am
THUMP!

Sorry, gotta go. A wabbit with a cig aint one I wanna mess with.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 18 May, 2004 07:00 am
Yep, I'm gone too... that smokin' rabbit is vicious.
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