Six month of foreplay ancient Chinese sexual technique. No knock it before you try it. You Americans do not know, but we Chinese invented the fifties. We give you chicken balls, sweet and sour pork, and sexual technique! What you give us? Crappy dangerous railroad jobs with bad pay, and high death rate! I last of my line, and plan to vote liberal!
I knew politics would get in here SOMEHOW!
Politics aside, I'd mount Gus's padlock before 6 months were up.
I am apolitical bunny, just inserting a touch of the fun side of politics here. Now Bill and gus.....hmmm, that's a visual I do not need.
My husband and I actually choose a couple of months of celibacy now and then so we can 'start over' with the foreplay, and tease one another until we can't stand it any longer.
I've had one nighter experience--and IMO, the sex isn't even in the same universe.
Yikes, I think Sofia is making me horny again....what a great idea! I like it...that has got to be the best marriage saver ever. Bill doesn't understand, he's single and has a trouser issue, judging by the size of his cigar.
Yeah, Sofia, occasional celibacy sounds like a good idea and brings to mind a few creative possibilities that include role playing.
Hmmm.......
Hmmmmmmmmmmm..........
Well, I just had a bubble bath.....
cavfancier wrote:I am apolitical bunny, just inserting a touch of the fun side of politics here. Now Bill and gus.....hmmm, that's a visual I do not need.
Yeppers - just funnin' you, too, Cav.
Actually - there were two uf us in the bubbles - and me spa is weeny!
Uh oh, a weeny spa canna be a gud ting....
Honey PLEASE! Go for it, Diane!!!
We've done the role playing a couple of times--in public, at a bar. We take turns trying to pick one another up. It is a hoot when you say certain things...other people hear it,...the fun is when other guys/women try to get in on the action...Its funny because my husband is so shy. (But it really turned him on.)
Wigs are great, too!
Heehee - a game that is great fun (for half of us) is making your lover so horny in public that he cannot decently stand up, then deciding it is time to go!
That is funny.
Used to do it all the time... Now that Hub is older, I have to be quite naughty to make him walk funny.
Another fun hobby: Doing naughty touching for the WalMart security cameras. I'm sure I have quite a reputation with the Security personnel...
The
best part:
the smell
the funkalicious odorifius
phsent
of the inside of her neck
bone
while she sleeps
deeply
dreaming
deeply
dreaming
deeply
dreaming
deeply
dreamily
dreaming.
Yikes, Sofia, I forgot Walmart has cameras!!! Maybe it will give them hope for when they get old and gray. LOL
No worries. I know for a fact they don't have cameras in the changing rooms. :wink:
OC, have you by any chance, worked for Walmart security?????? Have you saved any pictures??
Euwwwwww.
No, but me and my lady did some late night shopping at the 24 hour store once. :wink:
