What's the point of Patriotism?

Jesus had a goatee, and so do I. Everybody knows Christ was black, as am I. He liked sandals, and so does my mom. He was underappreciated in his time, just like IronLionZion. Jesus was harrassed and oppressed by the authorities in his time, just like the police and government oppress me. I could go on...

Please - don't....less'n you wanna be crucified.....I could oblige, perhaps?

I'd be really pissed off when I rose from the dead.

Lemme guess how else you may be similar - er, you don't plan to leave home until you are thirty, you have a father fixation, you wanna spend all your time hanging out with they boys and never get married, you get real mad with fig trees, every time you get a bit of ass you end up in big trouble....





Just funnin' with you!!!!!!

What happened to gentle Jesus meek and mild?

YOU ******* HEATHEN **** ***** ****** ******** PEACHES & CREAM ******* ****** HERETIC ***** BURN **** HELL ****** **** ******** ****** ***** ****** ****** *** ******* ****** ******* **** ***** DIABLERIE ****** **** RACIST ****** ****** SNUFALUFAGUS **** ***** *** HIZZLE **** ****

I have no answer, so I will just call your mother a simian man-whore.

Racist? harrumph!

Er...Yeshua wan't black, he was semitic. Dark skin, curly hair, looked something like me (only not as modest).

Blasphemy.

Actually, he was Italian, like me. Ciao.