MMarciano
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 08:43 am
A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes. After trying on a pair she complained that they were a bit tight. “Try pulling the tongue out,” suggests the sales clerk.

“Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” responds the blonde

Razz

She's leaving today!!!! Razz
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 08:44 am
@sozobe,
I see.
Before today, the idea of insulting shoes
was 1OO% alien to my cognition.

I wonder Y women seem to be so intensely interested in shoes ?
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 08:45 am
@MMarciano,
Thank u, Marco.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 08:53 am
@sozobe,
Simply amazing that you found shoes in your size? (implying large feet - like gunboats).
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Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 08:55 am
@OmSigDAVID,
David: it's about fashion. Especially true with some young pretty women. Insults about a lack of fashion sense is like inflicting a mortal wound.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 09:16 am
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:
David: it's about fashion. Especially true with some young pretty women.
Insults about a lack of fashion sense is like inflicting a mortal wound.
I see. OK.

Judging from the news media,
I get the impression that women n girls
are disproportionately interested in shoes,
as distinct from other items of apparel, e.g. maybe hats ?





David
Ragman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 03:16 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Now you're getting it. However, I'm weary to say that it's the majority.

I've known some women who have, let's just say, 20-25 pairs of shoes (sneakers not part this) in their closets(s). When asked how many pairs they acutally wear in a month or even any particular season. They've told me they actually wear 10 pair.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 05:39 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
my wife is a middie fashionista. She does preppie like a pro. I have several pairs of shoes that are all the same (not including boots ).
I have 4 paur of Doc Martin loafers.
I never worry about fashion statements( Some people are afraid of Doc Martin wearersand I have no idea why)
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 05:42 pm
@farmerman,
oh, Doctor Marten..sort of a casual loafer?
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 05:43 pm
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:
I've known some women who have, let's just say, 20-25 pairs of shoes (sneakers not part this) in their closets(s).


amateurs

Laughing
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 05:44 pm
@Ragman,
Doc Martens, man!

http://thesmartly.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1460-dr-martens-1.jpg

I had some in high school/ college. Then they went out. Now they're back in again.

In my time (late 80's/ early 90's) they were favored by skinheads (boo), baldies (yay) and punks (usually yay).

E.G. has had some throughout, doesn't wear 'em much anymore though.

I like that farmerman wears them.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 05:51 pm
@sozobe,
no, the low lace loafer Doc MARTINs, I wear Timberlands and Bean boots cause the Beans are light and the Timbers are tough .

My wife wears a bunch of UGGs and she loves em. She will wear heels only special occasions (I have a black tie thing once a year and she will be a real cougar hottie who can easily block anyone who is trying to bore the **** out of me, its somethin only hottie women can do and get away with)
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 05:58 pm
@sozobe,
I just found out that my Docs are called "Octavius Doc Marten;s'
     http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81UGHxkr6hL._AA535_.jpg                        No skinhead me.
sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 06:59 pm
@farmerman,
Those are the selfsame Docs. Just not the hightop boot. I had that kind in dark brown, bought 'em in London, LOVED them.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2012 09:31 pm
@sozobe,
vry nice, dont get dirty and have great traction .




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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2012 08:33 am
@MMarciano,
MMarciano wrote:
A blonde walks into a shoe store to try on a pair of shoes.
After trying on a pair she complained that they were a bit tight.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” suggests the sales clerk.

“Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” responds the blonde

Razz

She's leaving today!!!! Razz
Did she LEAVE, Marco??
Did she restore the status quo ante; r u both free again ?





David
MMarciano
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2012 04:38 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Yes sir, she left yesterday afternoon. I’m elated Laughing
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