The Queen is coming!

Wendy is a horrible person, she use to brag because her father is Larry Wilcox, the first time she told me I said "Who's He"

She's hated me ever since

... when she says something like that, you gotta hit her in the shoes.

She asked Anthony if he really owned a salon
because if he did why would he go out in public like that.

I almost died.

Tonight wasn’t too bad. Fleming’s is a nice restaurant so you couldn’t complain about too much.
She leaves on Sunday, I wish I was in a coma until then.

Translation: insult her shoes...fashionistas put-down

You'd be better off wearing the boxes.

Did you get those shoes on sale?

Oh I love those! They really look like Prada!