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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 26 Sep, 2012 03:38 pm
@Joe Nation,
It's really old. I've seen it. Some of it is hand-carved. I have no notion about the provenance, however.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 03:00 am
Since we don't have a topic, nobody is digressing, right?
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 03:39 am
@Setanta,
I've noticed that you've not really stuck on any one thing; other than that the water seems fine.

My least favorite part of school was when they gave you a writing assignment and gave you a topic.

Joe(What? ojeeze)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 03:50 am
@Joe Nation,
Pigs are very smart which is why I am stopping eating them....taperIng off with free range.

Parrots and crows are being redefined as feathered primates.

I was once a vegetarian......I think it is the only way to go....but the flesh has become weak.

I eat free range chickens and fish.


I think they'll soon have to go.

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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 04:06 am
Pigs may be smart, but they are vicious as hell. If you fell into a hog lot, the odds are really good that you'd not get out alive. You certainly would not get out unscathed.

Hand me those sausages, would ya?
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 04:17 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Pigs may be smart, but they are vicious as hell. If you fell into a hog lot, the odds are really good that you'd not get out alive. You certainly would not get out unscathed.

Hand me those sausages, would ya?



And? We butcher them.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 04:58 am
@dlowan,
Raise, we raise them to be butchered. We feed and shelter them, and we drug them up against the diseases common in feed lots. I'm just pointing out that their putative intelligence doesn't make them terribly lovable. Besides, theyre vicious without knowing they are destined for slaughter.
parados
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 07:27 am
@Setanta,
aporkalypse!!

It's coming soon, unless we start feeding pigs soylent green
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 08:04 am
Pigs are independent cusses. Happy as, erm, a pig in a mudpit is absolutely true; it's when we corral them, pen them up, (even with all the advantages mentioned) that they get really ornery.
If you put me in a pen with a 100 others and one of the guards fell in; they would not find much of that guard to use as evidence in the summary trial.

Wild pigs are ornery just because they need to be.

Joe(and they are really, really ornery)Nation
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 08:11 am
Hehehehehehehehe . . .
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 01:59 pm
I'm a lapsed vegetarian myself.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 02:02 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
better than an elapsed vegetarian, I always say...
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 02:05 pm
@Rockhead,
that just takes too much time
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 03:22 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

I'm a lapsed vegetarian myself.


I went vego at about fifteen. I had no idea how to cook good and balanced meals in vegish at first.

My first attempt ended in something indescribable because I put un-soaked beans and rice in together to cook, expecting them to be ready at the same time!

Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 03:36 pm
@dlowan,
Here's Rockhead talking about latent and you jump in with lentils.





Wait a minute. Rock wasn't talking about latent, was he?
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 03:55 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
There weren't no lentils in that pot.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 04:29 pm
@dlowan,
Oh. Yeah. Pulses, then?
(WhaddoIkno?)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 04:49 pm
mmmmmmm bbq'd ribs

passion
mysteryman
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 07:15 pm
@ehBeth,
I wanna now how they get the pigs to eat the BBQ sauce so it sticks to their ribs.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 27 Sep, 2012 07:19 pm
@mysteryman,
just the same way that they feed mayonnaise to the tuna fish.
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