NO DIGRESSIONS ALLOWED

Not to digress, but . . .wtf are we talking about?

Oh yeah, sure . . . as if that ever mattered . . . sheesh . . .

Why does it always have to be SOMETHING?

'Cuz if it ain't SOMETHING then it's NOTHING. And nothing scares me.

If nothing scares you then why are you scared?

I'm not scared of nothing.

Now nothing makes sense, yet, I conceived something in my mind.

Well, yes....you appear to be a gopher, and they're scared of pretty much everything.

I thought he was a rat.

What roger said.

It's always something, isn't it, Rog'?

Just as long as the chick are free....

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free

Onething eating chicken teaches you is that nothing is free.

I thought the black madonna painting was the big deal.

He's not a rat any more.

Well, he's still roger, though, isn't he?

Always something. How do you communicate with people who don't know the difference between a rat and a young, belligerant otter. They just otter know better.

They've just never seen you guys at play in the water. More's their loss. Otters have totally fascinated me ever since the first time I saw a buch of them frolicking. Fan-friggin'-tastic.

The zoo in Columbus, Ohio, is largely based around the North American exhibit. There's a "stream" which rings the exhibit, and it has otters. There are also machines which, for a quarter, will dispense a small handful of "otter pellets." The otter will run up, look at you, and then dive in the water, roll over and over underwater, leap out of the water, slide down the bank, and otherwise quickly perform. Then he or she will run up to the "otter pellet" machine, look at it, look at you, and nod his or her head. If you fail to respond, he or she will run down the fence to the next group of quarter possessing humans who are coming along. They don't have a lot of time for idiots or skinflints.