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NO DIGRESSIONS ALLOWED

 
 
George
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2012 07:12 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
And then there's . . .
"How you doon?"
Lustig Andrei
 
  3  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2012 07:23 pm
@George,
Yeah, I asked Lorna that question once.
0 Replies
 
Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2012 08:13 pm
@George,
Hey. Good enough for me.

Joe(cheers)Nation
0 Replies
 
parados
 
  1  
Reply Mon 15 Oct, 2012 08:29 pm
And now it seems we've all been there, done that.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 01:24 am
What about them what ain't never been nowhere an' ain't never done nuthin'?
roger
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 01:28 am
@Setanta,
You talkin to me? Got somethin against the great Witness Protection Program?
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 01:35 am
I didn't know the gub was loaded . . .
roger
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 01:40 am
@Setanta,
It wasn't. Wasn't there, didn't do nuthin.
Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 04:47 am
@roger,
Quote:
It wasn't. Wasn't there, didn't do nuthin.


You know, when you say something like this, all of us who have raised children become immediately suspicious.

Joe(and we are always right.)Nation
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 04:57 am
Watching kids when they think they are getting away with something.
Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 01:51 pm
@edgarblythe,
But that's all the time, edgar.
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Setanta
 
  2  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 02:37 pm
At some point not long ago (maybe four, five menths?), while we were not at home, somebody snuck into the house, took all my shirts and pants down to the basement, and washed them in hot water. Then they dried them at the highest setting on the dryer.

I can . . .

. . . hardly . . .

. . . get . . .

. . . these . . .

. . . pants . . .

. . . buttoned ! ! !

Whew . . .

That was a really cruel practical joke.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 02:51 pm
@Setanta,
Bummer.
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Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 03:03 pm
@Setanta,
Peanut butter on a bagel makes my clothes shrink.

And it throws my bathroom scale off by three, sometimes almost four pounds.

Joe(Almost every time)Nation
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 03:28 pm
@Joe Nation,
There is a certain isidious relationship between food, clothing sizes and bathroom liars . . . erm, i mean scales.
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 16 Oct, 2012 03:36 pm
@Joe Nation,
That is amazing!

Is it the fault of the peanut or some evil spell in the bagel, do you think?
Enzo
 
  1  
Reply Thu 18 Oct, 2012 11:29 pm
@dlowan,
No it's the fault of the beagel eating evil underpants trolls living in the North pole.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Oct, 2012 01:23 am
@Enzo,
That's rather far-fetched, I think.
Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Oct, 2012 01:23 am
@dlowan,
like black jesus...
roger
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Oct, 2012 01:31 am
@Rockhead,
He sold a lot of bibles.
 

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