@George,
Yeah, I asked Lorna that question once.
And now it seems we've all been there, done that.
What about them what ain't never been nowhere an' ain't never done nuthin'?
@Setanta,
You talkin to me? Got somethin against the great Witness Protection Program?
I didn't know the gub was loaded . . .
@Setanta,
It wasn't. Wasn't there, didn't do nuthin.
@roger,
Quote:It wasn't. Wasn't there, didn't do nuthin.
You know, when you say something like this, all of us who have raised children become immediately suspicious.
Joe(and we are always right.)Nation
Watching kids when they think they are getting away with something.
@edgarblythe,
But that's all the time, edgar.
At some point not long ago (maybe four, five menths?), while we were not at home, somebody snuck into the house, took all my shirts and pants down to the basement, and washed them in hot water. Then they dried them at the highest setting on the dryer.
I can . . .
. . . hardly . . .
. . . get . . .
. . . these . . .
. . . pants . . .
. . . buttoned ! ! !
Whew . . .
That was a really cruel practical joke.
@Setanta,
Peanut butter on a bagel makes my clothes shrink.
And it throws my bathroom scale off by three, sometimes almost four pounds.
Joe(Almost every time)Nation
@Joe Nation,
There is a certain isidious relationship between food, clothing sizes and bathroom liars . . . erm, i mean scales.
@Joe Nation,
That is amazing!
Is it the fault of the peanut or some evil spell in the bagel, do you think?
@dlowan,
No it's the fault of the beagel eating evil underpants trolls living in the North pole.
@Enzo,
That's rather far-fetched, I think.