kickycan wrote:Joe, I remember one time having sex while the NBA playoffs were on, and I was thinking, "damn it, I can't see the TV!"
Who the hell does she think she is???? lol
You don't even ATTEMPT it... ESPECIALLY when the Steelers are on!!!!
Yeah - like I meant - both genders have ego...that is a neat thought about branding the manifestations of it for which one does not care as "ego" - while one's own are just normal.
Dammit, I need more carrots for that fart contest...
Hmm.. That makes me think... IF I was a man...
I'd think of the CLeveland Browns.
soserene wrote:kickycan wrote:Joe, I remember one time having sex while the NBA playoffs were on, and I was thinking, "damn it, I can't see the TV!"
Who the hell does she think she is???? lol
You don't even ATTEMPT it... ESPECIALLY when the Steelers are on!!!!
How did you know I am a Steeler's fan!? And you're right, when the Steelers are on, sex is not an option. Well, okay, maybe oral.
kickycan wrote:soserene wrote:kickycan wrote:Joe, I remember one time having sex while the NBA playoffs were on, and I was thinking, "damn it, I can't see the TV!"
Who the hell does she think she is???? lol
You don't even ATTEMPT it... ESPECIALLY when the Steelers are on!!!!
How did you know I am a Steeler's fan!? And you're right, when the Steelers are on, sex is not an option. Well, okay, maybe oral.
*secretly wonders if you are married* lol
*if so, mourns the loss of her soul mate* lol
Craven de Kere wrote:dlowan wrote:Eva - I know you're kidding - but I really dinna think egos have gender......
Yeah they do. Eva got me thinking about it today.
Something I said in jest made you think? I am flattered!
I had more than enough serious thinking to do with work today. But this thread kept me laughing through a lot of it. Thanks, I needed the laughs! Comic relief is sooooo underrated.
Soserene, I'm not married. *a chorus of harps swell* Oh sweet mystery of life I've finally found you!
Uh, by the way, you don't have anything against living in a harem, do you?
With the skinny cowboy, there is a tune that keeps running through my mind---"Back in the saddle Again," or "Here Comes Santa Claus," which doesn't make any sense in terms of looks, but in other ways........
<Rae, very carefully stepping into this conversation.....>
I think about pleasing my partner. I'm fine not 'ending' with orgasm, as long as the attempted trip there has been pleasurable. I was fortunate enough to have a partner who felt the same way and we had a very active, satisfying sexual relationship. Orgasms or not.
The old adage 'half the fun is getting there' needs to have an appendage like 'if you don't get there enjoy the getting'.
I used to try and remember how to drive from one place to another. Get it on and then shift to the thinking about
,,,,,, let's see.... If you start at Moriarty's garage and turn right, then you go about a mile till you see...."What was that? Oh, okay, faster....." go about a mile till you see the Grandway sign....
"I love you too, honey." .....You go past there and turn left onto......" Ooh,..nnnnnghhhnn"
till you ....till you... see the bank then go right......
Wait....this isn't working.....i'm getting close and she's like still in neutral......... how about this.....what's the square root of 17?.......okay...
4 times 4 equals 16 so what's 4.2 X 4.2......."Yeah, yeah....move like that, sugar pudding..." no, too much... so 4.1 X 4.1......unh unh unh unh Crap.....Cmon C'mon c'mon.......wooo, baby!
Oo best I ever Hey do you have a calculator?????
Good point Rae!
The rest of you need to confess to the bad nun in a confessional in the corner of the bedroom...
Thanks, littlek.
Me and the Nun are on great terms. She's very intuitive and I don't think there's too much I'd have to confess to her for absolution.
The rest of you guys though, I dunno.....
Ha - Joe, good one - math! Have you read The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time?
Rae - I'm thinking the confession box would be a little party shack....
oh beth, let's hope the bossman doesn't see that!
What's The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time?
Was it Robin Williams who said "God gave man a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run them one at a time." ?
Joe - it's a book about an autistic kid trying to solve the riddle of a dog's murder.
Rae, so right--getting there is half the fun.
I'm amazed at what men think about!!! Do you actually enjoy sex or is it an endurance contest??? I never knew that men took such pains to keep things going. Are you ever able to just relax amd enjoy?
Littlek, more about the book--it sounds fascinating.
