I found this, and thought it was funny, and perfect for this thread.
Here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:
BRAIN: "All right, lets start out slow"
BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."
BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"
<soft moaning starts>
BRAIN: "She's making noises!"
BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"
BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"
<increased moaning>
BRAIN: "More noises, pretty sure that's pleasure now"
BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"
?-five minutes later....
<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>
BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"
<Full body blush commencing>
BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"
<Back arching>
BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."
BRAIN: "Oh ****"
<SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT>
BRAIN: "Oh ****, not yet!"
<Moaning above 80 decibels>
BRAIN: "Just a little longer"
<SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "I'm not going to make it!"
BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"
<SYSTEM OVERLOAD>
BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"
COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED
BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"
<TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED>
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
<Target heart rate reached>
<Breathing nominal>
BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"
<FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"
<FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"
<PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING>
<AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING>
<THUD>
WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"
kickycan wrote:I found this, and thought it was funny, and perfect for this thread.
Here is a small window of what goes on in my head during sex:
BRAIN: "All right, lets start out slow"
BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."
BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"
<soft moaning starts>
BRAIN: "She's making noises!"
BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"
BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"
<increased moaning>
BRAIN: "More noises, pretty sure that's pleasure now"
BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"
?-five minutes later....
<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>
BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"
<Full body blush commencing>
BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"
<Back arching>
BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."
BRAIN: "Oh ****"
<SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT>
BRAIN: "Oh ****, not yet!"
<Moaning above 80 decibels>
BRAIN: "Just a little longer"
<SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "I'm not going to make it!"
BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"
<SYSTEM OVERLOAD>
BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"
COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED
BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"
<TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED>
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
<Target heart rate reached>
<Breathing nominal>
BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"
<FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"
<FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"
<PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING>
<AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING>
<THUD>
WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"
Hahahaha! You are so descriptive!!
